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Morning tory
Grab your vote, you’ve pulled
Too Hartlepool for school
Grab your vote, you’ve pulled
Too Hartlepool for school
Original post by Pugglet
I might go postal (vote)
good one Pug 
Original post by mnot
Morning tory
Grab your vote, you’ve pulled
Too Hartlepool for school
Grab your vote, you’ve pulled
Too Hartlepool for school
good work mnot 
the people of Scotland are lovin' it
Luchd-ceannach luach,
feuch nach tiormaich thu na sporran agad air
rèididheatoran an t-seòmair atharrachaidh.
Bidh Big Èibhlin a ’bhean-glanaidh gam mearachd
airson damhain-allaidh mòr agus tha cas èibhinn aice.
An àite sin dìreach thig a-steach don ionad-fàilte agus fàg
na sporrans agad le Siùsan mòra.
Tiormaichidh i iad dhut anns a ’phreasa shònraichte aice.
Ruairidhghasghall MacFhearghail
Leas-mhanaidsear cuideachaidh sporrans agus sin
Spoiler
Original post by TJ1997
What's The Story, Socially Distancing Tories
In poll position
Starmer Chameleon
British Blair-ways
(House of) Commons People
In poll position
Starmer Chameleon
British Blair-ways
(House of) Commons People
very convincing punnage Sire !! 
#3 made me chuckle the most
the people of Scotland are enjoying your work
A dhaoine uaisle,
is dòcha gu bheil thu air do sgian-dubh a mhealladh?
lorg Ciorsigear mòr an tè ugh fear air cùl ionad fallaineachd
Alex Salmond tràth sa mhadainn.
Bha e ri taobh tam o'shanter boireannach.
Ma tha thu den bheachd gur dòcha gur ann leatsa
a tha an armachd seo dìreach thig a-steach don ionad-fàilte
agus facal a bhith agad le Mòrag mòr.
Tha i a ’coimhead às a dèidh anns a’ phreasa shònraichte aice,
còmhla ri diofar sporrans soggy, pìob-mhòr,
duiseal, zithers, adan, briogais, aodach bainnse agus sin.
Ma tha thu airson na sruthan fala a thoirt air falbh tha M le
inneal-glanaidh làidir agus spong.
Ruairidhghasghall MacFhearghail
Leas-mhanaidsear cuideachaidh biodagan agus sin
Spoiler
Original post by a_w_
Old MacDonald runs an election on his farm. He stood in front of his barn and said
all those not in favour of this new food say neigh
all those not in favour of this new food say neigh
good one a_w 
The Man Who Would Be West Mercia Police and Crime Commissioner
The Deputy Leader of the Gang
The Councillors from County Hell
The Deputy Leader of the Gang
The Councillors from County Hell
Original post by Trinculo
Have You Ever Been (to Electoral Ladyland)?
The Returning Officer of the Jedi
The Ballot of John and Yoko
The Returning Officer of the Jedi
The Ballot of John and Yoko
well played Trinc 
#1 did it for me
the people of Scotland are also amused
Luchd-ceannach luachmhor,
is dòcha gu bheil thu air fathannan mu kelpie a chluinntinn
anns na seòmraichean atharrachaidh?
Na biodh eagal ort.
Ma thig thu tarsainn air an sprite uisgeach
seo dìreach gluais air ais gu socair gus an ruig thu cuirm.
innis dha Aingealag mòr dè thachair. Bheir i aire dha.
Is i an seachdamh nighean aig seachdamh nighean agus
tha i uidheamaichte gus creutairean trioblaideach
a thoirt a-mach às an togalach.
Uarraig Gilleasbuig Griogalach
Leas-mhanaidsear cuideachaidh stuthan os-nàdarrach agus sin
Spoiler
A movie about the Conservatives’ attempt to secure the Chinese vote:-
Soy Tory
Soy Tory
The Count at Monte Christo
Original post by nulli tertius
The Man Who Would Be West Mercia Police and Crime Commissioner
The Deputy Leader of the Gang
The Councillors from County Hell
The Deputy Leader of the Gang
The Councillors from County Hell
well met Sir Nulli !! 
the people of Scotland are impressed by your work
A dhaoine uaisle,
feuch nach cluich thu geamannan gòrach leis na
boireannaich fàilteachaidh fhad ‘s a tha iad a’ gabhail nap.
Tha a bhith a ’feuchainn ri pìosan de aran-cridhe
a phronnadh nam beul an dà chuid eas-urramach agus cunnartach.
Tha aileirdsidh cruithneachd air Big Èibhlin agus
dh ’fhaodadh e fàs gu math tinn nan ruigeadh pìos briosgaid an targaid aige.
Tha geall air toradh an t-sròin seo an aghaidh
laghan stàite agus ionadail.
Faigh beatha a tha thu a ’mùchadh botherers.
Uarraig Gilleasbuig Griogalach
Leas-mhanaidsear Taic Sàbhailteachd Luchd-obrach agus sin
Spoiler
Original post by nulli tertius
A movie about the Conservatives’ attempt to secure the Chinese vote:-
Soy Tory
Soy Tory
this is genius Original post by nulli tertius
The Count at Monte Christo
very chucklesome
In my area, someone called Savage Gunn is running for police and crime commissioner. Her name is a pun 
im not even joking thats a true fact.
Anyway, I can also think of some election related puns -
The North/South Polls
The Kissing Polling Booth
Lib Demi Lovato
It's A Jacinda
im not even joking thats a true fact.Anyway, I can also think of some election related puns -
The North/South Polls
The Kissing Polling Booth
Lib Demi Lovato
It's A Jacinda
Fiddler in the Booth
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