1. Starting my period at my cousins house and staining her entire bed and my pyjamas. she woke up and screamed and my uncle came in, saw what happened then walked out without saying anything.
2. I was going to Poland last year around February, and it was the first time I went on a plane so I didn't really know the procedures and everything. I weighed my suitcase and instead of letting it go through, I tried to grab it back and made a huge fuss. The guy at the desk was about to call security until my mate told me that it was meant to go through. Fair to say that I am never going to that airport again.
3. I made a fake account, lied about it and when the person found out and decided to end the friendship I sent loads of voice recordings of me crying and singing. (oh this one gets to me (pls don't ask why I did what I did(still cringing)).
4. I was in my night clothes and these really good looking builders came to fix our house up or whatever. They kept staring at me the whole time and it turned out that my nipples were showing through my top.
5. My mum told the hairdresser what hairstyle she wanted me to get and I looked like a dwarf for 2 and half years.
6. I wrote a love letter to a guy who was probably 7 years older than me and he found out who I was and told his mum (who was a teacher in my school) and she told everyone in my English class.
7. Fell off a treadmill. In front of good looking people.
8. Wasn't looking where I was going and bumped in to a lamppost.
9. Passed out in yr 8 camp, when I woke, asked the teacher who I was and where the heck I was.
10. Couldn't play Scarborough Fair on the piano even though the note was the same as the note before it. My mate witnessed this and doesn't let me live it down. On top of that, my piano teacher told me "The fair will be closed by now".
11. My Dad wanted me to wear the scarf to school and I took it off as soon as I got there, he saw me and then embarrassed me in front of my mates.
12. My brother was 6 and I was 9/10 and we were playing in the garden, I think I was probably mean to him or something because for some reason he pulled my trousers down and called me a hippo. The neighbours were there.
13. Called my cat a sexy baby in front of my old Mosque teacher who then complained to my parents that "I was getting out of line".
14. My mate fancied this guy (like proper full-on fancied him) and she decided to send him an anonymous valentines card that said "Love from M". Now because mine and her names begin with "M", and we sat together in class, he thought it was me and he made a HUGGGE DEAL out of it and even asked me out. Needless to say, my mate wasn't pleased at all.
15. People were prank calling our home number and I was getting really annoyed, so I answered and it told them that I will gouge their eyes out (pleasant...) it wasn't the prank caller, it was my Dad.