Ronaldo was pretty bad for it a couple of years back, but these days he actually stays on his feet very well indeed, I reckon, and doesn't get enough credit for it. Gerrard has pretty much got worse.
The thing people can't stand most of all is his attitude. Ronaldo, even when he was leaping about the place like a deranged lemming, hardly went around accusing all and sundry of doing it excepting himself . . .
If Gerrard was any less of the quite brilliant player he truly is, and Liverpool were in the middle of an era where copies of him were as common as in the days of Souness et al, most Scousers would be deriding him as a disgrace to the football club. Comments like the above which acclaim "good dives" and "he's very good at it" are just not what I have been used to when talking to Scousers.
Frankly you should be ashamed of yourself and look to the great club you are so lucky to follow. Much like that pathetic captain of yours.