This is a challenge for anyone. For anyone that doesnt know, Bank and Monument are connected through escalators, and steps and corridors. Ive been doing this with some other friends, and the challenge is as follows:
To run from Monument to Bank in the fastest time possible. The winner recieves some sort of prize, and the pride of being the "Bank to Monument fun run winner 2005".
Anybody that is willing to do this must come with me on Freshers week to check out the route we'll be taking. Of course, we have to travel from Waterloo to Monument, (its best if we go from Temple station on the district line), but that is no obstacle to a determined student.
Of course, there is always the opportunity to face the Euston Polytechnic on this, or the fake stock exchange that is the LSE.
Seriously I am. Drunk and naked as well if I'm allowed to.
Can you give me a distance on that? I'm queet willing to actually train up for this. I like sprinting, but if it's anything more than 800m I'll be midly annoyed.
Seriously I am. Drunk and naked as well if I'm allowed to.
Can you give me a distance on that? I'm quiet willing to actually train up for this. I quiet like sprinting, but if it's anything more than 800m I'll be midly annoyed.
See, I was OK with this until you mentioned signficance, and being fully "inaugrated" Please don't tell me this involves vaseline, to ANY extent.
don't do it man. if he 'inaugrates' you, you're only one drunken footfall away from falling down the stairs into his dungeon.and you can forget vaseline, this kid don't mess about, it'll be straight onto the stirrups for you kid.
the cruelest part is that after he's been training you at running up stairs, you'll think you've got what it takes to make a quick dash for freedom. but that's when he gets you, he'll be waiting at the top of the stairs. full rubber gimp mask and a latex dildo attached to the top of his head, he'll crack his whip and you'll be down on your knees again.