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Dumb things I've heard people say

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You're engaged with this fool?

Yep he's a brilliant manager and has licences for many machines, he runs a recycling plant...brings in the dough and it's a great platform for us buggering off to Australia :biggrin:

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King Queen + Joker

Someone I know thought India was in Iraq :curious:

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HiccupingDuck

"I might be visiting my uncle in Thailand soon, I can't wait to go to china."

"Why china?"

"Thailand is in china?"

*facepalm*

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River Shadow

Original post by tintin95

I've had someone call my house phone then ask if i'm at home. :facepalm:

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I've had this happen too... I've also had people ring my mobile and ask if it's me...

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username991125

"Why is it called Office 365 if there are 364 days in a year?" :dontknow:

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Joanna-Marie :)

In an arguement over who the new Prime Minister now was at the last election;
''No! The president of England is Boris Johnson'' :facepalm:

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Bex W

"What's the number for 1471?"
"I thought sheep only existed in Spring!"
"I thought phoenixes were real!"
Outside a Lebanese restaurant, "How is lesbian food different from normal food?"

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ViolinGirl

I used to live in Africa, and when I moved to UK to start school one of the first questions I was asked-

"So did you live in a mudhut?"

also...

"Oh look its raining- you've never seen the rain have you?"

Honestly didn't know whether this was a joke or not.

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HiccupingDuck

I once asked my mother who were our allies in world war 2.. she said Germany and Italy. smh.

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username984585

"I catched the bus" :facepalm2:

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username1230506

someone once asked me if wolves were real.

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thoyub

There was a girl in my geography class in year 10/11. My teacher once asked the class what airfields are used for and she said "Air".

The whole class just burst out laughing.

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23elle

'Do bricks have DNA?'

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Harley

This (bit in bold) is fine, the problem is the first bit, it should be caught the bus.

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Stephanie_12

I once thought that Paris was the Capital of London.... I was eleven but that is still no excuse

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Harley

I know, I was saying that using 'I have to go catch the bus now' wasn't really refuting their point, as they were pointing out the bad grammar, not the fact that people catch buses.