I walked in on my dad....

*me closes door and being the clever git i am, proceeds to ask
"what did you think of the football last night?"

The other thing which struck me is that penis size clearly isnt genetic.... (made me feel quite proud...)

LOL...well i think ive heard my parents at it but thats another story........

Ok firstly, i have posted anonymous because various people on here know me - despite the undoubted positive rep which i thread of this quality deserves.

Secondly, i dont know if this is in the right forum, but similar threads have been in here before...

Now every teenage lad on here wil agree with me, their biggest nightmare is that one of their parents walks in on them cracking one off... well today i can go one better than the "my dad caught me *******" threads....

Ok here goes.... it all started so well, a fine monday morning as i awoke for the day, to get showered and dressed before work, i got up and had the shower, did the hair etc...

By this time mum and dad were getting up, mum went in the bathroom and got dressed and went down to make breakfast so dad went in the bathroom, i heard him come out and left it a few minutes whilst i finished getting dressed - before i proceeded to go and see him... I walked upto the door, which was ajar, and the following occured...

*me opens bedroom door and sticks head in*
me - "so what did you think of the foot...."
*my jaw drops to the ground as he stares at dad sitting on bed cock in hand*
*dad leaps off the bed and pretends me opening the door scared him, and he has tripped over and hurt his leg.....*
*me closes door and being the clever git i am, proceeds to ask
"what did you think of the football last night?"

Meanwhile dad is pulling some trousers on and then calls to me "its ok, come in..."... luckily this time when i go in, he has covered his weapon up and i sheepishly make an excuse that i have to leave early and get some petrol on the way out... He maintained that i had scared him and made him fall off the bed though lol.

The thing which struck me most was, he had a shower before hand... would it not have made sense to shower after? The other thing which struck me is that penis size clearly isnt genetic.... (made me feel quite proud...)

Anybody else caught a parent in an onimous position?

Its a fairly pointless post i know, but i have been dying to tell people all day. I am surely 1 up on him for a long long time now.

I went to speak to my dad once, he was showing me something on his pooter, and accidentaly pressed on the wrong thing and ended up opening up some porn. Hm.

Anybody else caught a parent in an onimous position?

Onanistic, surely?

I dont know, i dont do english....You tell me...

Ah feck it, most the replies were positive.