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I wear a codpiece, ask me anything

Go! :smile:

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Reply 1
Original post by The_Dragonborn
Go! :smile:


Why?
Original post by Doomlar
Why?


Why what?
Is my innocence going to be destroyed if I ask- what is a codpiece? :tongue:
Original post by karmacrunch
Is my innocence going to be destroyed if I ask- what is a codpiece? :tongue:


A codpiece is a pouch, or close-fitting hose worn to cover the genitals.
Original post by karmacrunch
Is my innocence going to be destroyed if I ask- what is a codpiece? :tongue:


Google it, I don't want to be the one to say.

^
This makes it sound worse than it is.
Reply 6
How many different ones have you got?
Original post by The_Dragonborn
A codpiece is a pouch, or close-fitting hose worn to cover the genitals.


Are you worried girls won't be able to control themselves around you?
(edited 9 years ago)
Original post by Precious Illusions
Are you worries girls won't be able to control themselves aren't you?


Of course.

You're here aren't you? :colone:
Reply 9
do you have a mutilated penis?
Original post by Ruthless Dutchman
How many different ones have you got?


14. 7 per week (1 per day). While I'm wearing one week's codpieces, the others are in the laundry waiting to be washed.
Are the codpieces at your plaice?
Original post by Doob
do you have a mutilated penis?


No mutilated, oh no.
Original post by meenu89
Are the codpieces at your plaice?


Now that, sounded like one of my bad jokes.

Secretly like 'em do you?
Original post by The_Dragonborn
Now that, sounded like one of my bad jokes.

Secretly like 'em do you?


I am going to cease with the fish puns, I'm getting a haddock.
(edited 9 years ago)
Original post by meenu89
I am going to cease the fish puns, I'm getting a haddock.


That's a shame, you're good at them. You cod have gone on forever.
Original post by The_Dragonborn
That's a shame, you're good at them. You cod have gone on forever.


I'll mullet over.
(edited 9 years ago)
Original post by meenu89
I'll mullet it over.


Your puns are good though. Don't feel gillty.
Original post by meenu89
I'll mullet it over.


Original post by The_Dragonborn
That's a shame, you're good at them. You cod have gone on forever.


You 2 are hilarious :biggrin:
Original post by meenu89
I'll mullet it over.


let minnow if you want me to wear a codpiece.

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