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Smoke a blunt and eat a pizza
music and shower
Reply 42
Music or having a ****

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Original post by Andy98
Music or having a ****

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And you wonder why you repel women. You could at least lie and say something like "lift weights and juice", no one will know.
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Music or having a ****

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Or both simultaneously...
Tie a target to my butler and send him running around my palace grounds while i shoot him with my gold-plated rifle.
Reply 46
Original post by James Milibanter
And you wonder why you repel women. You could at least lie and say something like "lift weights and juice", no one will know.


Unlike many leading figures I believe honesty is the best policy:yep:

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Or both simultaneously...


True

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Unlike many leading figures I believe honesty is the best policy:yep:



True

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Torygraph headline:

GREEN PARTY LEADER ENJOYS PLAYING WITH HIMSELF TO BOWIE'S STARMAN!
Reply 48
Original post by James Milibanter
Torygraph headline:

GREEN PARTY LEADER ENJOYS PLAYING WITH HIMSELF TO BOWIE'S STARMAN!


It was ****, as in the smelly excretion one does on the toilet; not what Mr Cameron does with his pigs in blankets

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It was ****, as in the smelly excretion one does on the toilet; not what Mr Cameron does with his pigs in blankets

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Of course it was...
Reply 50
Meditate
Sleep
Reply 51
Original post by James Milibanter
Of course it was...


Sick freak:colonhash:

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I know you are but what am I?
Reply 53
Original post by James Milibanter
I know you are but what am I?


So when are you gonna grow out of those diapers

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Original post by Andy98
So when are you gonna grow out of those diapers

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When your mum stops putting them on me

OOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOHOHOHOHOHOHHHHHHHHHHHOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Reply 55
Original post by James Milibanter
When your mum stops putting them on me

OOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOHOHOHOHOHOHHHHHHHHHHHOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH


Well I suppose you can't reject when offered with this
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I eat egg whites. They are the key. when i run out i just shout
LIOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNN :egg:
Play guitar/banjo/mandolin/ukulele, go out with friends/clubbing, watch competitive videogaming, play video games, read/watch stuff about science, watch pointless youtube videos, Cook, eat.
Original post by Awesome Genius
As a highly paid and highly successful professional I need to relax to keep myself physically and mentally fit.

I do two things:

1. Swim in my parents pool
2. Get a massage

What do you do to relax?


Assuming "highly paid professional" means you're in full-time employment, why are you writing posts on The STUDENT Room...?
Reply 59
Original post by elohssа_assholе
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the pinnacle of intelligence
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