If you had to hide a dead body, what would you do?

username2821094

I would eat it ! :colone:

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Reply 1

Davalla

Original post by fardm76

I would eat it ! :colone:

You're normal then aren't you..

Reply 2

Nulliverse

Original post by Davalla

You're normal then aren't you..

It would otherwise be a waste of protein if you ask me. Gotta get dem gains.

Reply 3

username1339858_

#cannibalism lol

Why would you ever need yo hide a dead body... :K:

Reply 4

shawtyb

i generally wouldnt post my suggestions online. but im here to get the tips :wink:

Reply 5

username1661963

Chop it up into small pieces, put in the freezer then slowly dispose of it via the bins taken to skips by bin men over a couple of weeks.

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Reply 6

Jackieox

Give it to pigs...

I'm a writer i've had to research this,

Reply 7

username2908878

Drop it in the bottom of the ocean like Optimus prime !

Hide the body

i would put it in a dustbin and pour petrol over it then burn it or bury it really far underground in a forest or somewhere no one could find it or put weights on it then dump it in a river

Reply 10

username2821094

I'm an FBI agent ! :biggrin:

You're all under arrest ! :angry:

Reply 11

UWS

This thread could be a new Criminal Minds episode in itself...

Reply 12

kaylababesxx

I'd give it to my dog to eat

Reply 13

hezzlington

Sulfuric acid or something like that.

Reply 14

zninja3

inb4 the police investigates all this

Reply 15

niteninja1

Original post by fardm76

I would eat it ! :colone:

Ask Siri

Reply 16

username1339858_

Original post by fardm76

I'm an FBI agent ! :biggrin:

You're all under arrest ! :angry:

For hypothetical scenarios :wink:

Reply 17

SCIENCE :D

Have you not watched Breaking Bad?...

Reply 18

IFoundWonderland

Go to a cemetery; find a readily dug grave; dig the grave out some more; put the body in; cover the body.

They'll then have a funeral and another body will be buried on top of the hidden one. No one will ever find it :u:

(edited 7 years ago)

Reply 19

opired

Original post by kaylababesxx

i would put it in a dustbin and pour petrol over it then burn it or bury it really far underground in a forest or somewhere no one could find it or put weights on it then dump it in a river

That would stink the place out you dumbass- unless you in the middle of nowhere then that is a terrible idea. Never get into the murdering business and you'd just get caught straight away and end up being the prison bi.tch. :rolleyes: