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the worst chat up line you have ever heard

in my form there are a group of maybe 4 lads.
they all have some dodgy ideas when it comes to asking someone out.
they come up with their own dodgy lines but the worst i have ever heard was:
how do youlike your eggs in the morning; fried, poached or fertlised?

that's just plain nasty

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Reply 1

Languagesfreak

Bloody hell, that's a terrible line. The worst I've heard is: "Do you work at Subway? Because every time I see you, I get a footlong."

Reply 2

whitepearlbaby

"we are made for each other" - from someone I've never seen before :s-smilie:

That's just stupid.

Reply 3

thecdon

errr i use quite a few (as jokes, not seriously though..)

nice legs what time do they open?

feel my jumper....boyfriend material?

if i could re-arrange the alphabet, id put U and I together...

would you like a raisin? no? would you like a date?

you must be tired as you've been running through my mind all day......

yes, i am a sad sad boy.

Reply 4

Sanyore

"Is your father a thief?"

"No, why?"

"Because I think someone with your nose stole my ******* phone."

Reply 5

pheonix20032

Watching that program on bbc 3 with the princes from other countries trying to find love in brighton and one of them goes up to a girl in a bar and says 'your eyes are so beautiful, are they real?'

my favourite ones are
is your last name jacobs? becuase your a cracker!
is your last name gilette? becuase your the best a man can get!

Reply 6

emmers1990

"There's a party in my pants and you're invited"

"Suck me, beautiful"

Reply 7

Titanomachy

"Are you tired?"

"no, why?"

"because it'll make it easier for me to rape you"

Reply 8

Vykeera

"You always make me simile, gorgeous eyes"
From a balding, fat guy twice my age if not older who I sat an English exam with once. :s-smilie:

Reply 9

rig_my_role

^^grossness.

After half an hour of having a creep follow me around, I finally turn around and say "What". He says, "What is the time please"

Reply 10

Anonymous Boy

"Fancy having a shag and a pizza!?"
[slap]
"What? You don't like pizza?"

Fox

Reply 11

tayalouise

"Hey [insert name], do you remember that night of passion we had?"

There was no night of passion, I didn't even know the boy

Reply 12

Neo Con

Languagesfreak

Bloody hell, that's a terrible line. The worst I've heard is: "Do you work at Subway? Because every time I see you, I get a footlong."

haha that's a funny one!!

Reply 13

Irrelevance

A: "What's the difference between casual conversation and foreplay?"
B: "Dunno, what's the difference?"
A: "Follow me and find out :wink:

"
B: "....I'm good here, cheers"

Reply 14

timetokill

I heard this once:

Guy: 'Are you a parking ticket?'
Girl: 'What, why?'
Guy: 'Because you've got fine written all over you'

Actually made me laugh but ive been fortunate enough to have never had something like that said to me before :smile:

Reply 15

Flo[ProActiv]

That shirt really becoming on you .... then again, if I was on you, I'd be coming too.

Reply 16

mamooshka

"Are you a Christian?

Well I'm the answer to your prayers!"

:mute:

Reply 17

Alex-R

Wanna play builders?
First we'll get hammered and then i'll nail you.

I wish you were a door so I could bang you all day

At least you can be sure all those hours of WoW have left me STD free!

Reply 18

BJP

"Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns"

and

"Put your crash helmet on, you're going through the head board"

and this one:

"Have you ever been kissed on the navel? ["Yes!"] From the inside?"

^^ they are my faves.

But once a girl said this elegant one to me:

"**** me please" .... now I don't kiss and tell but...... :wink:

Reply 19

Farseer

Alex-R

Wanna play builders?
First we'll get hammered and then i'll nail you.

I wish you were a door so I could bang you all day

At least you can be sure all those hours of WoW have left me STD free!