best and worst chat up lines

OP

Irrelevance

It's "nice legs, what time they open?". FFS, if you're going to use a cheap chat up line, do it properly. :angry:

ugh this reminds me of... 'the word of the week is legs so lets go back to yours and spread the word'
blughhhhh

Reply 41

DSC

12

is your father osama bin laden, because you are the bomb

Reply 42

Irrelevance

16

writergirl

ugh this reminds me of... 'the word of the week is legs so lets go back to yours and spread the word'
blughhhhh

Better than, "I'm not exactly desperate so come here and dance" :rolleyes:

Reply 43

Rule Britannia

emilyjane_09

the best I've ever got was "you're bare buff"; I didn't know what it meant :colondollar:

You bare stuff

Reply 44

OP

DSC

is your father osama bin laden, because you are the bomb

ooooo
or
is your father an alien because you're out of this world baby

Reply 45

786_786

you look 'bum', he was really good looking too but the fact he had jus called me 'bum!' as a compliment just put me off him lol

Reply 46

Irrelevance

16

786_786

you look 'bum', he was really good looking too but the fact he had jus called me 'bum!' as a compliment just put me off him lol

Backhand compliment fail, I do believe.

Reply 47

Meagz

12

Are you an official here? Because you've officially given me an erection.

Reply 48

JJB 91

This may not seem funny lol.. required some actions..

"If you were a pirate, what shoulder would you have your parrot sit on" Taps shoulder closest to him- "this one?" places hand around the girl and taps shoulder.."or this one?"

I do hope people understand:O

Reply 49

emilyjane_09

Rule Britannia

You bare stuff

again, no idea :frown:

Reply 50

OP

Meagz

Are you an official here? Because you've officially given me an erection.

haha i've heard that one. makes me laugh.

Reply 51

Gibb~

I may not be Fred Flintstone but I can sure make your bed rock.

Reply 52

gooner1991

The worst I've ever had, however will NEVER forget was when this middle aged creep said to me 'Do you believe in Santa' and on replying no he said 'that's a shame because I'd come down your chimney any day of the year.'

As vile as it was, I can't help but laugh hehe.

Reply 53

786_786

Irrelevance

Backhand compliment fail, I do believe.

hmm whats that? :o:

Reply 54

OP

gooner1991

The worst I've ever had, however will NEVER forget was when this middle aged creep said to me 'Do you believe in Santa' and on replying no he said 'that's a shame because I'd come down your chimney any day of the year.'

As vile as it was, I can't help but laugh hehe.

haha thats atrocious!
my worst is this :
'how much does a polar bear weigh??'
reaction: :confused:

'enough to break the ice'

booooo

Reply 55

Donnahh

10

Lmao, the funniest one was when I was digging in my bag and the guy goes " Hey Donna, you got any raisins? " ..." Urm, no, sorry " ... " How about a date instead? "

Hahaha, had me in stitches because I thought he was dead serious about the raisins :biggrin:

Reply 56

OP