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    (Original post by Irrelevance)
    It's "nice legs, what time they open?". FFS, if you're going to use a cheap chat up line, do it properly.

    ugh this reminds me of... 'the word of the week is legs so lets go back to yours and spread the word'
    blughhhhh
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    is your father osama bin laden, because you are the bomb
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    (Original post by writergirl)
    ugh this reminds me of... 'the word of the week is legs so lets go back to yours and spread the word'
    blughhhhh
    Better than, "I'm not exactly desperate so come here and dance" :rolleyes:
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    (Original post by emilyjane_09)
    the best I've ever got was "you're bare buff"; I didn't know what it meant
    You bare stuff
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    (Original post by DSC)
    is your father osama bin laden, because you are the bomb

    ooooo
    or
    is your father an alien because you're out of this world baby
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    you look 'bum', he was really good looking too but the fact he had jus called me 'bum!' as a compliment just put me off him lol
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    (Original post by 786_786)
    you look 'bum', he was really good looking too but the fact he had jus called me 'bum!' as a compliment just put me off him lol
    :rofl: Backhand compliment fail, I do believe.
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    Are you an official here? Because you've officially given me an erection.
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    This may not seem funny lol.. required some actions..

    "If you were a pirate, what shoulder would you have your parrot sit on" Taps shoulder closest to him- "this one?" places hand around the girl and taps shoulder.."or this one?"

    I do hope people understand:O
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    (Original post by Rule Britannia)
    You bare stuff
    again, no idea
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    (Original post by Meagz)
    Are you an official here? Because you've officially given me an erection.

    haha i've heard that one. makes me laugh.
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    I may not be Fred Flintstone but I can sure make your bed rock.
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    The worst I've ever had, however will NEVER forget was when this middle aged creep said to me 'Do you believe in Santa' and on replying no he said 'that's a shame because I'd come down your chimney any day of the year.'

    As vile as it was, I can't help but laugh hehe.
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    (Original post by Irrelevance)
    :rofl: Backhand compliment fail, I do believe.
    hmm whats that? :o:
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    (Original post by gooner1991)
    The worst I've ever had, however will NEVER forget was when this middle aged creep said to me 'Do you believe in Santa' and on replying no he said 'that's a shame because I'd come down your chimney any day of the year.'

    As vile as it was, I can't help but laugh hehe.
    haha thats atrocious!
    my worst is this :
    'how much does a polar bear weigh??'
    reaction: :confused:
    'enough to break the ice'

    booooo
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    Lmao, the funniest one was when I was digging in my bag and the guy goes " Hey Donna, you got any raisins? " ..." Urm, no, sorry " ... " How about a date instead? "

    Hahaha, had me in stitches because I thought he was dead serious about the raisins
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    (Original post by Donnahh)
    Lmao, the funniest one was when I was digging in my bag and the guy goes " Hey Donna, you got any raisins? " ..." Urm, no, sorry " ... " How about a date instead? "

    Hahaha, had me in stitches because I thought he was dead serious about the raisins


    hahah, thats so bad its amazing
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    are you wearing space pants? COS YOU'RE OUTTA THIS WORLD
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    (Original post by writergirl)
    hahah, thats so bad its amazing
    It's so bad it's actually quite cute.. I'd give in to that one, probably.
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    I lost my teddy bear can I sleep with you...
    I dunno if its good or not....:curious:

    (Original post by 786_786)
    hmm whats that? :o:
    A backhand compliment is basically an insult disguised as a compliment...
 
 
 
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