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Do ALL guys actually really masturbate? like for real?

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Reply 80
Original post by GGSTRT
Hi I am a guy as well and i have also wondered this since I have never ever masturbated before. Before you gasp I am not a hardcore christian although I do go to church lol. I dont masturbate because of religious beliefs its cos I jus do not see the point.
I think that the majority of guys do but you just get a few exceptional cases like myself haha


You know you'll stop jizzing yourself in the night if you jerk off now and then?
Original post by Foo.mp3
Oh Jesus Christ! Are you for real!? You should have your mind on other things at your age! Young girls are 'sposed to' find all that stuff revolting! :s-smilie:

Strange times we live in..


But young guys aren't? Bit sexist eh?
Reply 82
I can be a bit handy.
I don't go without one for more than a week tbh cos it gets pretty messy after that.
Most men masturbate regularly.
Most women masturbate regularly.

I masturbate on average once per two days, I know some girls who even do it more than me. Regular masturbation isn't just common, but it's very very healthy and SHOULD be enjoyed as part of a healthy sex life.
Reply 85
dont most girls do it too?

plus...once a week, seriously? so naive.
Original post by Foo.mp3
I'm calling the Feds, before someone else does! :cool:


Feds mean police?

Aww, come on. :sad:
Reply 87
Original post by Harrifer
You know you'll stop jizzing yourself in the night if you jerk off now and then?


lool makes sense but its jus one of those things i just never get around to do lol
Original post by GGSTRT
lool makes sense but its jus one of those things i just never get around to do lol


If you never **** it'll only take about 45 seconds.

Grab a tissue and go nuts.
Reply 89
Is this actually serious? Not a massive troll? Surely you would run out of material to **** to if you ****ed everyday?
Reply 90
Original post by Kohta
Usually I oil my pennywhistle around twice a day.

My personal record is 16 times in one day. The last few hurt.


Your pennywhistle must have been red raw afterwards man
Original post by millie
Is this actually serious? Not a massive troll? Surely you would run out of material to **** to if you ****ed everyday?


Guys aren't the same as girls, you can masturbate over something but you'll get bored of it. But guys can find something they like and use it over and over without getting bored. I am of course speaking in general, it's not the case for all guys.

I like to use my imagination a lot rather than use porn, or fap over photos. Like to imagine my girlie :P
Reply 92
Original post by im so academic
:sexface:

Now I've got this desire to shake hands with ever guy I like even if I will never ever be with them. :joyman:

:drool:


Sometimes I like to put a finger in my ass while I'm doing it. :borat:
Original post by Tyler.
No that is totally incorrect. I'd say at least once a day.

Even guys that don't masturbate on a regular basis do it at least once every few weeks, I won't go into detail but it's very painful for a man to go that long without doing it, things happen that aren't very pleasant.


Painful? I don't understand. I just thought it was a bit of fun, something to enjoy, stops you from jizzing in the night. I didn't think that it would be unpleasant, as you say not to do it. :s-smilie:
Reply 94
Original post by millie
Is this actually serious? Not a massive troll? Surely you would run out of material to **** to if you ****ed everyday?


My imagination is limitless.
Reply 95
NO ohmygod, I just pretend to masturbate for four hours every night, honestly pretendings so much more fun than actually masturbating, why would you have such a disgusting idea...
Original post by millie
Is this actually serious? Not a massive troll? Surely you would run out of material to **** to if you ****ed everyday?


It's not like we only have sex once before we need to dump them and move on to someone else though :lolwut:
Reply 97
Original post by millie
Is this actually serious? Not a massive troll? Surely you would run out of material to **** to if you ****ed everyday?


The internet is a very big place. We find it easy to recycle and after a guy has seen it once, it gets locked in our visual **** banks ready for us to use when ever the urge occurs.

Why do you think some guys sit at the back of the bus and play their music so loud?... Its to mask the sound of our grunting.

Any time, any place. I can guarantee every place you can think of on earth, man has been and ****ed there. :smile:
98% of guys tug it. The other 2% are lying.
Reply 99
Original post by millie
Is this actually serious? Not a massive troll? Surely you would run out of material to **** to if you ****ed everyday?


For me between one and three times a day is usual.

I can usually use decent **** material up to a dozen times before I'm tired of it. It depends though.

Anyway, the internet is a big place. You ever been on some of these youtube-esque porn sites?

Hundreds and hundred of videos about almost anything you could imagine, and several things you probably can't imagine.

They always seem to have freaky **** on the front page, 've never understood it.

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