She tried to persuade you for sex? What did you say?!
And, erm... I admit patients and basically go through tonnes of paperwork with them, repeating a fair bit of it once their procedure is done. Then, if they're not having a gastroscopy, give them a gown and paper pants (slippers and a dressing gown too if they're lazy and didn't bring their own) for them to get dressed into. Escort them to the lounge, and when it's their turn to go through, take them to theatre and wire them up and aid the anesthetist putting the cannula in. Oh, and take temperature/blood pressure/pulse/respiratory rate about 3/4 times for each patient. Blood sugar if they're diabetic, peak flow if they're asthmatic. If people come in for flow rates, then testing urine and scanning bladders and stuff.
Aside from that, filing of the patients notes before they come in (making sure everything is labelled, all dates/procedures/clinicians name etc is filled in and all the sheet needed on the day are present), making beds, general cleaning etc.
If on the ward most things are done, then helping in outpatients every now and again - ECGs, MRSA swabbing, urine testing, or in with the consultants and just passing them things and more filing of stuff.
That's the majority of what I do. But, I work on a day case surgery unit only which closes at night so we don't get any patients who stay over. All the patients have to be well, so pretty much able to do everything for themselves and fairly well, or they wouldn't be admitted in the hospital I work.
Every now and again I might go and help in the radiology department where you do even less - just escorting patients back and forth, telling them what to take off and what to put on, maybe asking them to empty their bladder in a toilet, and filling in notations on the computer.