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My girlfriend farted on my leg last night: Ask me anything.

We were lying in bed and she was asleep and she farted on my leg. This was a traumatic event. I now have higher levels of emotional intelligence than all other people.

Ask away.

(edited 9 years ago)

Did you sniff it?

How are you going to pay her back for it?

Reply 3

imtelling

Original post by Luminz

Did you sniff it?

luckily, it was just air with no smell. I would be in a shelter now if it smelled.

Reply 4

Wilsoncw1997

Are you gonna fart back???

Reply 5

imtelling

Original post by Wilsoncw1997

Are you gonna fart back???

I dont sing. I don't dance. And i don't fart.

So, unfortunately, that avenue of pay back is not an option. Unless, of course, i do it secretly while she is asleep.

Reply 6

Wilsoncw1997

Original post by imtelling

I dont sing. I don't dance. And i don't fart.

So, unfortunately, that avenue of pay back is not an option. Unless, of course, i do it secretly while she is asleep.