It is very important that if you arbitrarily happen to be born with a penis that you should earn more than a member of the opposite sex. You are a failure at life if you cannot surpass the earnings of your female counterpart. It is very important that you uphold this tradition because it is one of the rules of society one must adhere to to become successful at life. It is important that you spend 60 years of your life doing a soul-destroying job that you hate so that you can earn more money than your wife. Money is very important and should be the foremost concern of your life. Besides, it is good for the national economy that you spend that majority of your life slaving away. David Cameron and the Queen would especially like to thank you all very much for your contributions you will all make throughout your lifetime. You can rest assured that you will lie on your deathbed content from all the countless hours of labour you will have toiled throughout your lifetime. Welcome to the matrix. Please enjoy your stay.