Weird things teachers say

Captain Jack

What's the strangest thing one of your teachers has ever said?

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Reply 1

samina_ay

"You'll crack your head if you keep swinging on that chair."

Reply 2

markovchain17

"I do love myself a chocolate butty"

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Reply 3

username2088165

This is more creepy than strange, but my high school history teacher once said to one of my female friends "hmm, well there's a bit of an age gap and I'm married, but we can give it a go!" in response to her innocently asking, "Sir, can I ask you a question?" referring to the work we were doing. He was also kneeling next to her at the time, which made it extra awkward.

I was glad to leave that class, I really didn't like him. He was also always going on about how he had bodies hidden in the ceiling of his classroom...

Reply 4

Captain Jack

Original post by eternaforest

"I do love myself a chocolate butty"

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Wow.

Reply 5

Kevin De Bruyne

My Physics teacher once said that he's got to do the register before he gets castrated by the person who keeps complaining about registers not being sent in to them on time.

Reply 6

Captain Jack

I had one teacher in primary school who was obsessed with strange behaviour in class - not stopping it, encouraging it!

She made us:

1) hold in sneezes so we didn't make a noise (which has stuck with me ever since!)
2) look at her only with our eyes, not moving our heads as she moved around the room

Now I'm thinking back to this, it genuinely was weird wasn't it?! :lol:

Reply 7

Bigdobber

Knickers down its a stick up

Reply 8

driftawaay

Original post by Plantagenet Crown

My year 9 biology teacher (your typical creepy old man) asked which of the girls in our class were on their period and wanted them to describe the sensation.

omg........

Reply 9

Absent Agent

My chemistry teacher always would be annoyed if anybody asked "why" type of questions but at the end of the academic year somebody was stuck on a question and the teacher told him:

"You need to understand why things work before answering any questions. Science is driven by why."

Well, that's pretty weird.

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Reply 10

GOKU27

My chemistry teacher regurlarly sends emails with chess videos as well as saying 'may the force be with you'

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Reply 11

Leah910

I remember when i was in year 6 i saw my teacher wrapped his arms around the waist of these 2 girls in class and said "my 2 favourite girls" and then smiled like a creep.... lol so gross

Reply 12

RMNDK

"If you slip off your chair, you will injure yourself and blood will spill from your head. Now. I like my carpets. I spent a lot of my time appreciating these carpets and I don't want it to go to waste because of your dirty blood staining my carpets."
- My Year 9 Physics Teacher

I loved him. He left. I cried.

Reply 13

Alexion

"Y'know, I used to be a hooker..."

:s-smilie:

Spoiler

Reply 14

cherryblossoming

"ok class who can explain to me what a cheeky nandos is?"

Reply 15

Siberiaan

What kind of schools did you people go to? O_o

Reply 16

Laurenafenete

"Shhhhh I told you that you cant call me that. Not when everyone is here" My Chemistry teacher when a boy in my class called him Miss.
"OMG Chris you cant do that to me" My Physics teacher when talking to my old chemistry teacher. I have no idea in what context he said that in though

Reply 17

z33

sexual breeding instead of selective breeding... the whole damn lesson

Reply 18

Laurenafenete

Original post by cherryblossoming

"ok class who can explain to me what a cheeky nandos is?"

Oh yeah thats happened to me before in a history lesson! In the same lesson my history teacher goes "so what exactly is shipping???"

Reply 19

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