Does anyone else here use prostitutes?

Well, it was just rubbing oil! Will wash off easily with soap, unlike the disgust seared into your memories.

I was propositioned pretty recently at a club by someone that wanted to pay me pretty decent money to rub oil into my muscles. I would have gone with it, but it was a guy

???

Damn i would have snap accepted. Payed to have a massage will dooo

I think I would have accepted if it was more "deep muscle massage" and less "let me rub and caress your muscles with oily hands and get you all slippery and wet while I get a raging boner"

hahah it wasnt purple aki was it?

Always image some of these guys turning up and there's this 'Auld Slapper' waiting there for them.

''You're not the girl in the photo?''

To which some huge pimp pops his head round the door...

Most women these days won't even consider going out with a bloke who isn't 6ft, good looking and earning good money (despite half of them being obese single mothers.) I can message a hundred girls and none of them will bother responding, it just all feels like a waste of time.