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I want sex

I wanna get laid. What do I do?
You need to learn to control yourself. Start with avoiding masturbation or porn. Belive me it works.
Reply 2
Get off your computer/phone and go meet someone.
Buy some... Only guarantee.
Me too. Unfortunately people like me just stay home all day, endlessly swiping everyone right on Tinder until the like limit has been reached, talking to on average 1 woman a year, with the only human interaction I typically face is when I say "thanks" when someone holds the door open for me. It's a dull existence but at least we save money on not doing anything but studying all the time.
Reply 5
Lol, most people want some. Just go and get it.
Original post by Anonymous
You need to learn to control yourself. Start with avoiding masturbation or porn. Belive me it works.


I did this for over a hundred days and I just ended up more frustrated and horny, and ended up not being able to reach climax without nearly fainting. I did manage to get in one friendzone at least though so perhaps the theory does have some weight.
Just go for it, approach women, have a conversation with them.
Reply 8
Adopt one or pop down to your local pet store.
There are bored housewives in your area looking to **** CLICK HERE
Original post by Anonymous
Me too. Unfortunately people like me just stay home all day, endlessly swiping everyone right on Tinder until the like limit has been reached, talking to on average 1 woman a year, with the only human interaction I typically face is when I say "thanks" when someone holds the door open for me. It's a dull existence but at least we save money on not doing anything but studying all the time.


RIP
Don't we all :moon:
i'll be getting some tonight when my girlfriend arrives.

how did this happen. well i spoke and engaged with her, there was a mutual attraction and it worked out
Original post by Pinkberry_y
RIP


Thanks.
Original post by Tubbz
Get off your computer/phone and go meet someone.


You could also use an app on your phone.
Get off TSR :facepalm:
Get a girlfriend/boyfriend
Start a casual thing with a friend/acquaintance
Go out clubbing and pull a stranger
Use Tinder/dating apps
Hire a prostitute

There are varying degrees of effort required/chance of success/whether society finds it acceptable

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