The Official Cambridge Offer Holders Thread 2017 Entry

Your good work has been nominated:
https://www.thestudentroom.co.uk/showthread.php?t=4542228

Voted!

Is there any way you could communicate this poll to the people who took part in the applicants thread but didn't make it to this one? I know lots of people found the thread useful even if they didn't get offers.

Voted!

Is there any way you could communicate this poll to the people who took part in the applicants thread but didn't make it to this one? I know lots of people found the thread useful even if they didn't get offers.

No because he closed the last thread :/

No because he closed the last thread :/

Yeah I saw, I'm just wondering if since he's a mod he has the power to PM everyone or something lol 😂

Good idea - I can add a post to the old thread. Edit to add: done! (I had to add it to the Part 3 version but that should catch most people.)

We need to get

Good idea - I can add a post to the old thread. Edit to add: done! (I had to add it to the Part 3 version but that should catch most people.)

We need to get

Your good work has been nominated:
https://www.thestudentroom.co.uk/showthread.php?t=4542228

We better get it over the Islamic Society - it's just a bunch of Quran quotes Photoshopped on cool, colourful backgrounds and the odd lad feeling guilty for eating a packet of Tangfastics.

Nah I'm sure it's a great thread, but we have direct advice from University tutors and quality memes galore, can they even top that?

MHSS can top "our" thread maybe but not any of the others imo

Yes agreed. MHSS won it last year - and they'd be a worthy winner this year too.

The 2016 thread came 3rd last year behind I-SOC so getting up to 2nd would be goals.

More impressively 2016 won the Funniest Thread last year

So. How are you lot revising then?

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In terms of the trajectory that modern technology is going towards... if North Korea as a state still exists, there is a great possibility that they'll have the capability to colonise the Death Star by the year 2420 unless of course the advancement of technology plateaus then the story is different.

If the US continues their current burning/extraction of fossil fuels, it is a great possibility that they'll need Mustafar to sustain their economic ways.

https://www.thestudentroom.co.uk/showthread.php?p=69917806#post69917806

Look who else made the cut 😈

So. How are you lot revising then?

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https://www.thestudentroom.co.uk/showthread.php?p=69917806#post69917806

Look who else made the cut 😈

I agree with your conclusion but not your argument. You see, North Korea as a nation are full to the brim with alternate facts. Therefore their leader can simply recreate the death star near Coruscants orbit without its general public knowing. As a result, Naboos geometric orbit can be distorted to orbit the Earth's quantum magnetic spin aligning it's path with Mustafar thus recreating a polar axis which is reflected in the death star's ability to destroy stars.

On the other hand, the US supreme court can simply justify the building of a wall and thus the profit made on that can be directly flow into the CEO of Goldman Sachs. Due to the high influx of income to the company they can create competition against the oil companies to further drive climate change. Now Trump can obviously sign an executive order to ban all Jedi into Earth but has no authority when colonising Mustafar. Ergo, a galactic civil war could possibly ignite between the sith and the US army which could alter the geometric cylindrical coordinates which the galaxy is founded on. Of course, the sith could build multiple death stars but that also requires Hoth to come to near contact with Mustafar which is improbable without most of Hoths ice melting.

It's a Brave New World, my friend. The whole world is full of Alternative Facts

Will profit be made on the wall though?

From my initial analysis using complex functions, I can safely conclude with absolute certainty...