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Create a 'Roses are red, violets are blue' poem

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Roses are red
violets are blue
the maginot line did not stop germany in world war two
Original post by the bear



Roses are feeble
Violets are boring
Cherubs are wastemen
Whose Mums smell of chlorine





Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
You better back off,
Or I'll get the poachers on you.
Roses are bought
Violets are sold

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(edited 7 years ago)
Roses are red
My name is Dave
This poem makes no sense
Microwave
Reply 64
Original post by WoodyMKC
Roses are red
My name is Dave
This poem makes no sense
Microwave


I was waiting for someone to say this one :tongue:
Original post by prazzyjazzy
Roses are bought
Violets are sold
[video="youtube;dQw4w9WgXcQ"]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ[/video]
[scroll] You just got Rick Rolled. [/scroll]

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A Rick Roll is when you create a thread, link or a spoiler and the person that clicks it expects something good, but then gets Rick Astley. Doesn't quite work if the video thumbnail is on display in all its glory without anyone having to click anything :rofl:
Roses are red
Things get stiff
I needed an excuse
To use this GIF

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I have five fingers
And the middle one is for you :biggrin:
Just kidding :biggrin:
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Press the 'back' button
So I can get rid of you


A nice Geometry Dash poem, for those of you who understand :smile:
Original post by WoodyMKC
A Rick Roll is when you create a thread, link or a spoiler and the person that clicks it expects something good, but then gets Rick Astley. Doesn't quite work if the video thumbnail is on display in all its glory without anyone having to click anything :rofl:

First of all, you say that as if Rick Astley isn't good. :angry:

Second of all, lemmie just go edit that post real quick :wink:

Roses are niffy
Violets are stinky
Forget about foreplay
Here is my winky
Reply 71
Original post by prazzyjazzy
Roses are red
Things get stiff
I needed an excuse
To use this GIF



Oh my :lol::lol:
Roses are red
Violets are blue
And colours are only the reflection of light through the visible spectrum
Physics is fake news now let's try biology ~
:3
(edited 7 years ago)

Roses are chocolates
Bensons are ****
Potbellied blokes
Skinny permatanned ****s
Roses are red,
Violets are blue
Donald Trump is stupid
Just like you


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Roses are red,
Violets are blue
Chocolates are sexy
but what happened to you?




chocolates are life:biggrin:
Roses are red,
Violets are red,
Tulips are red,
Bushes are red,
Trees are red,

HOLY **** MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!
Roses are red
Violets are teal
My car's about to crash
Jesus take the wheel!

Roses are chocolates
Violets are shrinking
Come here my sweetheart
You know what i'm thinking

:hubba:


Welsh shirts are Red
England's are White
The sheep in the valleys
Sleep easy tonight


(edited 7 years ago)

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