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Douche bad genie

This was originally on reddit but I’m bringing t to TSR
This is a really fun game
I am the douchbag genie. I grant you one wish. But be aware I always take advantage of people’s poor wording when making wishes to screw them over. What do u wish for?

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A pony

hey I saw this on reddit too

I wish, you, the douchebag genie, had a permanent fully detailed black tattoo of a penis across his entire forehead.

Reply 3

69zoolane

i wish for a million dollars :smile:

now pay me

Reply 4

Justanotheranon6

Original post by JoshDarnIt

A pony

Wish Granted. The pony immediately kicks you in the stomach and you die from internal bleeding.

Reply 5

Justanotheranon6

Original post by 69zoolane

i wish for a million dollars :smile:

now pay me

Wish granted. A million dollars in the form of pennies falls from the sky and crushes you to death

Reply 6

69zoolane

i wish for your pee pee :colondollar:

Reply 7

Justanotheranon6

Original post by angelike1

hey I saw this on reddit too

I wish, you, the douchebag genie, had a permanent fully detailed black tattoo of a penis across his entire forehead.

Wish granted. Immediately after getting the tattoo, the genie steals all ur money and uses it to get laser tattoo removal. You are now poor

Reply 8

username2861570

Original post by Justanotheranon6

Wish Granted. The pony immediately kicks you in the stomach and you die from internal bleeding.

I wish to be reincarnated as a lion so I can rip that pony to shreds :angry:

Reply 9

Coolkitkat23

i wish for nothing but nothing doesnt suffocate me

Reply 10

Justanotheranon6

Original post by JoshDarnIt

I wish to be reincarnated as a lion so I can rip that pony to shreds :angry:

Wish granted. You rip the pony to shreds. As soon as the deed is done you hear hundreds of hooves in the distance. The pony’s family tramples u to death in revenge

Reply 11

Justanotheranon6

Original post by Coolkitkat23

i wish for nothing but nothing doesnt suffocate me

Wish granted. The genie grants you nothing and promptly disappears. You sit alone in ur bedroom weeping at the wasted opportunity, sinking into a deep sadness you never emerge from

Reply 12

AngryJellyfish

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I wish for ultimate TSR moderation power! :colone:

Reply 13

69zoolane

do mine ^^^^^ @Justanotheranon6

Reply 14

Justanotheranon6

Original post by 69zoolane

i wish for your pee pee :colondollar:

Wish granted. The genie is actually a girl (true story) so you get nothing

Reply 15

username2861570

Original post by Justanotheranon6

Wish granted. You rip the pony to shreds. As soon as the deed is done you hear hundreds of hooves in the distance. The pony’s family tramples u to death in revenge

I give up.

Reply 16

Coolkitkat23

i wish i had the opportunity back and then wish for the genies powers but dont die because i cant contain the power

Original post by Justanotheranon6

Wish granted. The genie grants you nothing and promptly disappears. You sit alone in ur bedroom weeping at the wasted opportunity, sinking into a deep sadness you never emerge from

Reply 17

Justanotheranon6

Original post by JoshDarnIt

I give up.

👹👹👹 genie is pleased. She relishes her victory

Reply 18

username2861570

Original post by Justanotheranon6

👹👹👹 genie is pleased. She relishes her victory

Sike, gimme ice-cream.

Reply 19

Justanotheranon6

Original post by AngryJellyfish

I wish for ultimate TSR moderation power! :colone:

Wish granted. U become the ultimate TSR moderator, with complete power over everything. However the power goes to ur head. U destroy all the threads with ur overbearing moderating power. TSR is shut down forever and everyone hates you