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    (Original post by Joinedup)
    Unless you've got a wooden leg.

    If the landlord cheaped out on installing a downstairs bathroom the overflow pipe might just be a pipe straight through the wall - in which case you'd get cold draughts blowing through it - woodlice could come through that I guess.

    puff some of that ant powder around ifi you need to look like you're doing something - might end up with hoards of them jumping into the bathtub to die gruesomely though.
    Yeah thats where they are entering through the overflow. I saw one drop down into the tub when I was getting rid of the rest.
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    (Original post by Psyk)
    They're not insects
    Just wouldn't feel right calling them one of the crustaceans that you shouldn't be afraid of I mean how many other crustaceans sneak into your bath
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    (Original post by -beads-)
    If you don't know how to take advantage of this situation, you're an idiot.

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    Dress up as a cleaner, say, "Hey baby, shall I get rid of all those woodlice for you? :sexface:" She'll scream please, yes please! At this point, do it, asap, use the cleaning products, leave the floor shining, and say here we are [...pet name if you have one for her...], and that's atleast a blowjob. Then ask her, would you like me do to anything else? She might say X and Y, just stfu and do them, regardless of what they are and that's you gettin' laid son.

    Make sure (with her permission), you stick it in the arse, for me, bro! :yy:
    Seriously, how do you turn everything sexual?
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    (Original post by mehhh.....hi.)
    Seriously, how do you turn everything sexual?
    Experience. :sexface:
 
 
 
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