How to close the deal with girls..

Close the deal?? We're not some business proposition!

Close the deal?? We're not some business proposition! You want a girl to like you? Treat them like a princess for a night, not just something you want to shag!

Yeah, treat women with respect.

But what's with this princess thing? Yuk.

Close the deal?? We're not some business proposition! You want a girl to like you? Treat them like a princess for a night, not just something you want to shag!

This made me lol.

"Babe, this offer is only available until midnight tonight, sign up now to be my girlfriend for a minimum 18 month contract* and you're allowed up to 300 minutes per month to talk to me and you can text me as much as you like".

*cancellation fee applies if you want to sever the relationship early

i thought girls liked sex

ask them if they wana kiss u
if they say no then say u didnn say they can
if they say yes do it
if they say maybe then say lets find out n do it


simplezz

here speaks a true charmer

take note boys

Lol I know poor choice of words I realised that after I said it but you know what I meant

Yeah. In practice, though, however much respect I treat women with, most of them are interested neither in friendship nor a relationship with me. Of the women who actually know me, I believe two have had even the slightest feelings for me. And yet I try and treat everyone with respect.

But then again, this is me.

Close the deal?? We're not some business proposition! You want a girl to like you? Treat them like a princess for a night, not just something you want to shag!

We've been through this tootles.... They think you're gay.

Wouldn't surprize me.

By the way, have we met?

EDIT: wait a sec, if that were the case wouldn't I have ended up being a gay friend, if they thought I was gay?

I wouldn't exactly say we were friends. I just remember you making a thread about why you couldnt pull, and we all decided you look too gay

Edit - I mean come on... Your name's tootles!