comeback suggestions needed for family arguments

Basically, I'm looking at comback suggestions here. I have a best friend, lets call her Mary, and now in my house, my family are making jokes at me non-stop and i dislike it.

Whenever i say anything now, my family add to the end of it "says mary" making it seem like i cant do anything without mary and that i'm controlled by her! (btw i am not). I really dislike it, but i come from a family where jokes are made and everyone should live with it otherwise they will be made worse. So i'm asking for help on comeback suggestions i can whip out and say to my brothers and sister etc.

thanks for your help
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Reply 1

abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz

17

tell them you do what mary tells you to do because you two are engaged and getting married

Reply 2

ilovetsr1990x

Shouldn't your friend be called 'Valerie' Sabrina hmm hmm...

'yo mama so fat.'

"I'm pregnant" will probably give them pause for thought...

Reply 5

Tom Wigan

11

Your mum.

Wait that wouldn't work.

Reply 6

Singh_2

1

Pull out the old yo momma jokes.

Reply 7

forever_dreamer

10

ilovetsr1990x

Shouldn't your friend be called 'Valerie' Sabrina hmm hmm...

Aw you beat me...
...I was scrolling down, thinking i was being clever... :rolleyes:

Reply 8

Yawn11

20

just say 'your mum' or a yo mamma joke. Never fails

Reply 9

ilovetsr1990x

forever_dreamer

Aw you beat me...
...I was scrolling down, thinking i was being clever... :rolleyes:

lol hi-fives for humourous minds

Reply 10

Moronic Acid

11

So's your face

/thread

Reply 11

Anon the 7th

you are adopted

or mary is coming for you next

Reply 12

paddyman4

14

sabrina_spellman

Basically, I'm looking at comback suggestions here. I have a best friend, lets call her Mary, and now in my house, my family are making jokes at me non-stop and i dislike it.

Whenever i say anything now, my family add to the end of it "says mary" making it seem like i cant do anything without mary and that i'm controlled by her! (btw i am not). I really dislike it, but i come from a family where jokes are made and everyone should live with it otherwise they will be made worse. So i'm asking for help on comeback suggestions i can whip out and say to my brothers and sister etc.

thanks for your help
x

says Mary

Reply 13