comeback suggestions needed for family arguments Watch

sabrina_spellman
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Basically, I'm looking at comback suggestions here. I have a best friend, lets call her Mary, and now in my house, my family are making jokes at me non-stop and i dislike it.

Whenever i say anything now, my family add to the end of it "says mary" making it seem like i cant do anything without mary and that i'm controlled by her! (btw i am not). I really dislike it, but i come from a family where jokes are made and everyone should live with it otherwise they will be made worse. So i'm asking for help on comeback suggestions i can whip out and say to my brothers and sister etc.

thanks for your help
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tell them you do what mary tells you to do because you two are engaged and getting married
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Shouldn't your friend be called 'Valerie' Sabrina hmm hmm...
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'yo mama so fat.'
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"I'm pregnant" will probably give them pause for thought...
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Your mum.



Wait that wouldn't work.
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Pull out the old yo momma jokes.
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(Original post by ilovetsr1990x)
Shouldn't your friend be called 'Valerie' Sabrina hmm hmm...
Aw you beat me...
...I was scrolling down, thinking i was being clever...:rolleyes:
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just say 'your mum' or a yo mamma joke. Never fails
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(Original post by forever_dreamer)
Aw you beat me...
...I was scrolling down, thinking i was being clever...:rolleyes:
lol hi-fives for humourous minds
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So's your face

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you are adopted

or mary is coming for you next
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(Original post by sabrina_spellman)
Basically, I'm looking at comback suggestions here. I have a best friend, lets call her Mary, and now in my house, my family are making jokes at me non-stop and i dislike it.

Whenever i say anything now, my family add to the end of it "says mary" making it seem like i cant do anything without mary and that i'm controlled by her! (btw i am not). I really dislike it, but i come from a family where jokes are made and everyone should live with it otherwise they will be made worse. So i'm asking for help on comeback suggestions i can whip out and say to my brothers and sister etc.

thanks for your help
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says Mary
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says Mary
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You: "You shouldnt cross the road without looking" (or somthing to this effect)
Them: "Says Mary!"
You: "Mary got hit by a bus today."
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