Guys...when girl sits on you facing you

You serious? If you'd choose TV over sex with your girlfriend, then I think you have issues.

You can always watch the program later on I-player 4OD

Whilst I agree, I find it funny how if the roles were reversed plenty of girls (not necessarily you, admittedly) would be telling the OP that if they want to watch TV they have the right to, and that they should tell their boyfriend to get the **** off of them.

If the football is on, then i'm sorry but we have to choose the TV. No questions asked.

I'd choose sex too if the only channels I had were BBC and Channel 4.

So you'd choose sky/freeview over sex?

This.

Being sat on would be seen as a threat to be honest. It may even require falcon punch treatment it's that notorious in my eyes.

Being a die hard F1 fanatic, I would and already have chosen watching the race over my girlfriend.
Hell, I'd even choose watching an F1 race over the chance to have 3 girls at the same time. Watching repeats just isn't the same, especially if it's a championship final like the ones of 2007 and 2008. Girls come and go, but witnessing the very moment sporting history is made only comes once!

You serious? If you'd choose TV over sex with your girlfriend, then I think you have issues.

Being a die hard F1 fanatic, I would and already have chosen watching the race over my girlfriend.
Hell, I'd even choose watching an F1 race over the chance to have 3 girls at the same time. Watching repeats just isn't the same, especially if it's a championship final like the ones of 2007 and 2008. Girls come and go, but witnessing the very moment sporting history is made only comes once!