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    I shower and use deoderants and everything, yet within minutes of stepping out of the shower i smell worse than a diarrhetic hobo.

    WHY?
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    With a witty description like that, its hard to see why people would even notice the smell above your obvious personality .
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    eat too much sugar
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    A diaretic is something that makes you wee.

    Hobos don't make you wee
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    Lol
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    there was someone on 'embarrassing bodies' with this problem once... turned out she had a medical condition. as always - go to your GP!
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    (Original post by psychocustard)
    A diaretic is something that makes you wee.

    Hobos don't make you wee

    Lol!
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    (Original post by psychocustard)
    A diaretic is something that makes you wee.

    Hobos don't make you wee
    Diuretic...

    and to the OP, that's because you have the hobo gene. that's right, it's real :woo::eek3::yep:
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    I even use soap
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    YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG!!!1! :ahee:

    ...use soap next time instead... :facepalm:
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    eat too much sugar
    How does this cause the smell? I'm :curious:.
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    Use a Urine Odor remover

    works on my Cat

    http://www.stinkfreedirect.com/image...dor_gallon.jpg
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    Why is everybody making jokes is it because i smell
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    Are you Indian? If you are then that could be a reason.
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    Everyone smells to a different degree
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    (Original post by Anonymous)
    I shower and use deoderants and everything, yet within minutes of stepping out of the shower i smell worse than a diarrhetic hobo.

    WHY?
    Don't be silly, it's your attitude that stinks!
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    How does this cause the smell? I'm :curious:.
    sugar feeds the bacteria in your gut that makes you gassy. The gas doesn't only come out of yo a55, but is also absorbed into your blood stream and expelled in breath and sweat.
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    How about oust? It doesnt just mask oudors, it removes them
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    how does sugar make you smell?.....
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    you say that you use deodrants like they're a desperate measure, maybe you should use them more often? Oh and remember to spray them towards your body?
 
 
 
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