Funny bluetooth names you've found?

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Had a conversation about this the other day on the train after finding various names like 'God' 'Jesus' Etc.

'God is sending you ....' haha!

Whats yours? and Have you found funny ones about recently?

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One of my friends is 'nipple shall i lick' so that when people find it they say whose nipple shall i lick!
Its only worked once though..
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someone called "Asian Hooker" kept trying to send me something.... it was rather weird!!
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I remember at our GCSE Poetry Live (!) Convention, there was a medley of John Agard Bluetooth names - 'I love John Agard', 'John Agard is the Sex' - probably about 20 in total...
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clickforporn .....
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(Original post by 123_blondie)
someone called "Asian Hooker" kept trying to send me something.... it was rather weird!!
LOL
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One of our lecturers left the bluetooth on his laptop switched on and people started requesting for connections. "feed him to the lions", "Josef Fritzl's Underground Club" and "The Madeline Search Party" were some of the more notable names that came up on the giant screen in the lecture.
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I thought it was hilarious to change my Bluetooth name to Jesus when I was about 13. Now, it's China.
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C4 Explosive...

best used when on the train.
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My friend found someone called 'Sultan of t**t*'. I explained what the reference was
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(Original post by mr_t_42)
I remember at our GCSE Poetry Live (!) Convention, there was a medley of John Agard Bluetooth names - 'I love John Agard', 'John Agard is the Sex' - probably about 20 in total...
:rofl: Awww! I wonder if anyone did that when I went.

This thread has really made me laugh.
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mine is lizardblizzardwizzard no idea why. It isn't even funny. I don't know why I posted, sorry :emo:
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Had a electrition in our house and I decided to search for bluetooths - he was called fatpiggywiggycunt :s. Mum found it slightly amusing!
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I'm known as Tits McGee when it comes to bluetooth.

My boyfriend thinks I'm mentally about 4 ¬_¬
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I used to be 'Maddy McCann' (stolen from a friend).. Used to be quite funny in public places when chavs actually believed it. :/
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my mate is: ''******* me''

so when people read it out...'who's ******* me?'' etc etc
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(Original post by Different Cloud)
Had a conversation about this the other day on the train after finding various names like 'God' 'Jesus' Etc.

'God is sending you ....' haha!

Whats yours? and Have you found funny ones about recently?

:yes:
I was gonna say I had a friend who was called Jesus on his but that just ruins that one. And having spent the effort to click on this thread I feel obliged to make up a new name... like 'no devices found'
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The funnniest i ever found was when i was in year 10, in english class i was trying to send my mate a tune and i found DieHardTamilSoldier and it turned out to be the kid who pissed his pants in class in year 7 LOLLL
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"hi this is carmen, do you want some cats?"
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head. Then when you send something the person is 'receiving head.', tehehe. . . No, just me? Ok.
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