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    Teach that tool to let my toothbrush fall on the floor. Lol @ her never making that much noise with him.

    come at me bros
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    I'm thinking of getting a dog. What kind of breed would you advise?
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    should be cute but not gay. possibly a labrador retriever. don't let it get fat.

    next question.
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    How do I become a troll?
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    Is your mum hot? Can I bone her?
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    Lol high username to post content ratio
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    (Original post by addylad)
    How do I become a troll?
    find a bridge and collect crossing fees
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    (Original post by lazy smurf)
    Is your mum hot? Can I bone her?
    she used to be but now she's fat, so unlikely unless you have a lot of viagra

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    Lol high username to post content ratio
    lol u mirin?
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    U mad ?
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    lol yea u mad
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    This didn't actually happen, did it? :holmes:
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    I got an erection while thinking about Susan Boyle. Does that make me gay?
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    (Original post by aeterno)
    This didn't actually happen, did it? :holmes:
    yeah it did, literally not even an hour ago. she may have been embarrassed once it was done because i opened up my laptop straight away to tell people on msn (srs). she's not hot ~6/10.

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    I got an erection while thinking about Susan Boyle. Does that make me gay?
    no it makes you captain ahab... MAN THE HARPOONS
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    where's best place to pull girls in manchester?
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    (Original post by aeterno)
    This didn't actually happen, did it? :holmes:
    everyone stand back!

    Inspector Poirot has arrived
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    (Original post by Gilly Roach)
    where's best place to pull girls in manchester?
    well since you said best i'm gonna assume you mean quality in which case you need to go drive to somewhere not full of fat townies (try london or the south, maybe brighton).
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    What is the meaning of life?
    and can i smash her too?
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    South America, or north america? with a reason.
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    (Original post by f00ddude)
    What is the meaning of life?
    and can i smash her too?
    meaning of life is seeking liberty and the pursuit of happiness.

    i'm assuming that my roommate is going to not want to see her again once he finds out, and i sure as hell don't so probably.
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    so this guy "let" your toothbrush fall on the floor, so you had intercourse with his girlfriend? Hmm.
 
 
 
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