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Ask a guy who just smashed his roommates girlfriend anything

Teach that tool to let my toothbrush fall on the floor. Lol @ her never making that much noise with him.

come at me bros

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Reply 1
I'm thinking of getting a dog. What kind of breed would you advise?
Reply 2
should be cute but not gay. possibly a labrador retriever. don't let it get fat.

next question.
How do I become a troll?
Is your mum hot? Can I bone her?
Reply 5
Lol high username to post content ratio
Reply 6
Original post by addylad
How do I become a troll?


find a bridge and collect crossing fees
Reply 7
Original post by lazy smurf
Is your mum hot? Can I bone her?


she used to be but now she's fat, so unlikely unless you have a lot of viagra

Original post by n1r4v
Lol high username to post content ratio


lol u mirin?
Reply 8
U mad ?
Reply 9
lol yea u mad
Reply 10
This didn't actually happen, did it? :holmes:
Reply 11
I got an erection while thinking about Susan Boyle. Does that make me gay?
Reply 12
Original post by aeterno
This didn't actually happen, did it? :holmes:


yeah it did, literally not even an hour ago. she may have been embarrassed once it was done because i opened up my laptop straight away to tell people on msn (srs). she's not hot ~6/10.

Original post by evopolar
I got an erection while thinking about Susan Boyle. Does that make me gay?


no it makes you captain ahab... MAN THE HARPOONS
where's best place to pull girls in manchester?
Reply 14
Original post by aeterno
This didn't actually happen, did it? :holmes:


everyone stand back!

Inspector Poirot has arrived
Reply 15
Original post by Gilly Roach
where's best place to pull girls in manchester?


well since you said best i'm gonna assume you mean quality in which case you need to go drive to somewhere not full of fat townies (try london or the south, maybe brighton).
Reply 16
What is the meaning of life?
and can i smash her too?
South America, or north america? with a reason.
Reply 18
Original post by f00ddude
What is the meaning of life?
and can i smash her too?


meaning of life is seeking liberty and the pursuit of happiness.

i'm assuming that my roommate is going to not want to see her again once he finds out, and i sure as hell don't so probably.
Reply 19
so this guy "let" your toothbrush fall on the floor, so you had intercourse with his girlfriend? Hmm.

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