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Original post by jiffle
The classic bio student : If I were an enzyme .. id be helicase so i could unzip your genes 
how do you like your eggs in the morning scrambled or fertilised?
Gurl,If you were a Pokemon,I'D CHOOSE YOU.
Then throw a plastic pokeball at her face.
Then throw a plastic pokeball at her face.
(edited 10 years ago)
Original post by cole-slaw
Is that a smile on your face or are you just grimacing
Is that a smile on your face or are you just grimacing
Winning so far
Can I take your picture? I want to show Santa what I want for Christmas
aww i actually like that one
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Is it just me or does this rag smell like chloroform?
Found this one online before:“Do you wanna play a game? It’s called house. You play the back doors and I’ll smash them in” 
Original post by Lamptastic
Is it just me or does this rag smell like chloroform?
Made me laugh
"Hey girl, can I borrow your number? I seem to have lost mine
"
Get in the van.
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I'm not a photographer, but I can picture me and you together.
Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?
Is your daddy a Baker? Because you've got a nice set of buns!
Are you an orphanage? Cause I wanna give you kids.
Does your left eye hurt? Because you've been looking right all day.
Your body is 65% water and I'm thirsty.
My doctor says I'm lacking Vitamin U
My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.
Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?
Is your daddy a Baker? Because you've got a nice set of buns!
Are you an orphanage? Cause I wanna give you kids.
Does your left eye hurt? Because you've been looking right all day.
Your body is 65% water and I'm thirsty.
My doctor says I'm lacking Vitamin U
My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.
"It must be 2010 because I want to start an ill-advised coalition with you."
Original post by DouglasAdams
I did once overhear the rather atrocious:
"I may not have an opening line, but you have an opening and I have a line."
"I may not have an opening line, but you have an opening and I have a line."
hahahahahahaha
Let me smack you about like a nasty Wh*re.
She won't be trippin'. She'll be drippin'.
Original post by Danz123
Me: Feel this material *points to shirt sleeve
Girl: *Feels material
Me: That's boyfriend material
Girl: *Feels material
Me: That's boyfriend material
that is so creepy and weird
I actually lolled
sweet Jesus
Original post by shadoo
how do you like your eggs in the morning scrambled or fertilised?
fertilised xd hahahahahaha xd *died*
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