What happens if a sex line operator reports you?

Hey up y'unbelieving kuffar b******s. I'm gon turn ye t'baked beans

What the hell does this say? :/

it's the evolving Bradford demotic: "Eeh by gum (pbuh)" and so forth. On Ilkley Moor bah burka.

What the hell does this say? :/

Yeah? D'you want some? You f****d up rabbit wi no ears

Yeah? D'you want some? You f****d up rabbit wi no ears

I'm having a headache trying to decode what you're saying.

i'm curious about how this all came about tbh. In my head i've got it as:

Friend: 'dude i've ****ed up'
op: 'what happened?!'
friend: 'i told a sex hotline girl about my secret dark fetish'
op: 'man stay right there, i'll sort it all out, hang tight buddy'
*opens tsr*

I'll take this, right and... and... I'll run y'over with a tractor

So my friend has this really dark fetish and he called this line and said it, the woman said "i'm terminating this call and reporting ya" and hung up.

He said he really wants to know what happens if she did report him, will he get police on his door or something?

Edit: Guys, seriously can you just answer the question instead of taking the mick out of the way I put it to make yourself seem smart and get reps?

Tell us his 'dark fetish' or else you'll get arrested for racism.

i am crying

it could be a Space Bear ?

maybe you are getting mixed up with

[video="youtube;bMWXtT_6lVg"]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bMWXtT_6lVg[/video]

Why would I get arrested for racism? When was I racist, god I'm confused...