Cooking dinner for my new girlfriend

So she's coming over soon and we are eating at my place. I was wondering,

Will cooking a meal as opposed to ordering from a take away (and splitting the bill) give me more success later on?

Also, is it seen as a bit cheap to split half of my shopping bill with her?

Also, do I actually have to cook? Can I not just serve BLT sandwiches and some crisps.

This is so hard. Why can't girls just sleep with you and leave :frown:

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Cook her a nice meal, and operation intercourse will be a success, and remember to put some flowers on the table, perhaps roses.

Reply 3

ubisoft

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Just get her the 2 pc chicken and chips

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william walker

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Original post by Awesome Genius

This is so hard. Why can't girls just sleep with you and leave :frown:

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Changing Skies

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Having a boyfriend who can cook is definitely a bonus.

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whorace

2

Buy the ingredients and then be like 'Hey honey, practice for your future job' and then sit on the couch with a newspaper and ignore her

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Mayhem™

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Original post by Changing Skies

Having a boyfriend who can cook is definitely a bonus.

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Shouldn't people know how to cook anyway? :s-smilie:

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Bill_Gates

21

Blow up dolls need food now?

haha technology eh?

Original post by Mayhem™

Shouldn't people know how to cook anyway? :s-smilie:

Okay, having a boyfriend who can cook well :wink:

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Mayhem™

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Original post by Changing Skies

Okay, having a boyfriend who can cook well :wink:

Now, that's a challenge :mmm:

Reply 12

Lyrical Prodigy

19

I've formally put in a request for an Awesome Genius sub forum

Reply 13

Plantagenet Crown

20

Why don't you use each other's bodies as the plates? Especially if you're serving crisps (may I suggest Doritos?) then you could use the body's natural contours (belly button, philtrum, forehead etc) as the reservoir for a tasty dip to go with the crisps.

Reply 14

Rad Thundercock

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I was about to say that's a really cool and thoughtful thing to do for your girl

Then I saw it was you...

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username1854431

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Original post by Awesome Genius

This is so hard. Why can't girls just sleep with you and leave :frown:

That's not a good attitude to have AG!

Reply 16

username1854431

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Original post by Plantagenet Crown

Why don't you use each other's bodies as the plates? Especially if you're serving crisps (may I suggest Doritos?) then you could use the body's natural contours (belly button, philtrum, forehead etc) as the reservoir for a tasty dip to go with the crisps.

Whoaaaa

Reply 17

samina_ay

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Original post by Awesome Genius

So she's coming over soon and we are eating at my place. I was wondering,

Will cooking a meal as opposed to ordering from a take away (and splitting the bill) give me more success later on?

Also, is it seen as a bit cheap to split half of my shopping bill with her?

Also, do I actually have to cook? Can I not just serve BLT sandwiches and some crisps.

This is so hard. Why can't girls just sleep with you and leave :frown:

You need a prostitute not a girlfriend then.

Reply 18

MrsSheldonCooper

20

Get your @MrsAwesomeGenius to cook for you

Reply 19

kkboyk

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Original post by Awesome Genius

So she's coming over soon and we are eating at my place. I was wondering,

Will cooking a meal as opposed to ordering from a take away (and splitting the bill) give me more success later on?

Also, is it seen as a bit cheap to split half of my shopping bill with her?

Also, do I actually have to cook? Can I not just serve BLT sandwiches and some crisps.

This is so hard. Why can't girls just sleep with you and leave :frown:

Don't try this at home

If you can't cook, just order something. Why would someone that earns a high salary such as yourself have sandwiches and chips for dinner? :unimpressed:

(edited 8 years ago)

Cooking dinner for my new girlfriend

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