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    So 1st off she's not fit or anything, she's gotta be pushing 60
    And earlier on I was wondering if she's married because she has no wedding ring

    So anyways I go up to her today and ask her for any "news" basically regarding the class since I missed last lecture right

    Well she pulls out her phone and starts swiping right saying she's got screenshots of last week's notes

    So I'm stood up over her shoulder looking down at her phone and I see notes and that but then suddenly

    I see naked selfies :|

    she tried to act like nothing happened and started swiping right hella fast over all these naked mirror selfies :puke: of her saggy boobs and all omd. But I looked away real quick after I finally realised she was uncomfortable tilting the phone away.

    Now she's gonna hate me even more. :rofl:
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    (Original post by 0to100)
    So 1st off she's not fit or anything, she's gotta be pushing 60
    And earlier on I was wondering if she's married because she has no wedding ring

    So anyways I go up to her today and ask her for any "news" basically regarding the class since I missed last lecture right

    Well she pulls out her phone and starts swiping right saying she's got screenshots of last week's notes

    So I'm stood up over her shoulder looking down at her phone and I see notes and that but then suddenly

    I see naked selfies :|

    she tried to act like nothing happened and started swiping right hella fast over all these naked mirror selfies :puke: of her saggy boobs and all omd. But I looked away real quick after I finally realised she was uncomfortable tilting the phone away.

    Now she's gonna hate me even more. :rofl:
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    (Original post by 0to100)
    So 1st off she's not fit or anything, she's gotta be pushing 60
    And earlier on I was wondering if she's married because she has no wedding ring

    So anyways I go up to her today and ask her for any "news" basically regarding the class since I missed last lecture right

    Well she pulls out her phone and starts swiping right saying she's got screenshots of last week's notes

    So I'm stood up over her shoulder looking down at her phone and I see notes and that but then suddenly

    I see naked selfies :|

    she tried to act like nothing happened and started swiping right hella fast over all these naked mirror selfies :puke: of her saggy boobs and all omd. But I looked away real quick after I finally realised she was uncomfortable tilting the phone away.

    Now she's gonna hate me even more. :rofl:
    Is she that lecturer you were telling me about?:rofl:
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    lmaooo that's jokes
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    Can't you change classes?

    Lets hope they don't haunt you at night omg
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    (Original post by Rhaenys10)
    Is she that lecturer you were telling me about?:rofl:
    :toofunny: no that would've been classic as **** though, this is another, I don't have that lecture today.

    Might just ask the other ***** professor to show me something on her phone next
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    Have fun with the PTSD. ****.
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    (Original post by 0to100)
    :toofunny: no that would've been classic as **** though, this is another, I don't have that lecture today.

    Might just ask the other ***** professor to show me something on her phone next
    Forgot to ask you if you solved that problem :rofl:

    It would've indeed been amazing, it's true.
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    (Original post by XOR)
    amazing


    and gross af
    Yes it was a sad day for me
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    U gnna tap that bro?
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    drop out
    it's the only choice you have :rofl: yikes man
    this gave me ptsd just reading it :afraid:
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    (Original post by BigMan Ting)
    That's really awkward bro....
    Well, there's always fresh pussy around campus right? unless you are into dogging with grannies - now that's a whole another story
    nah bro
    like she's a fool, she needs to organise her pics next time :rofl:
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    (Original post by gman888)
    U gnna tap that bro?
    standard, how else am I gonna get these top grades?

    lol jk
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    excuse me, she wasn't swiping right she was swiping left
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    (Original post by Nirvana1989-1994)
    :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
    :toofunny: wtf is wrong with me getting these kinda people teaching me
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    Similar thing happened to a mate of mine, but his lecturer was "pretty hot", in his words. *facepalm*
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    lol, saggy? :lol: i've seen my school teacher with a lovebite on his neck
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    (Original post by z33)
    drop out
    it's the only choice you have :rofl: yikes man
    this gave me ptsd just reading it :afraid:
    you know you wanna see those bewbs too
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    (Original post by Reachin4TheStars)
    lol, saggy? :lol: i've seen my school teacher with a lovebite on his neck
    Nah see that's just inappropriate because thats public display now
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