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    Two cannibals are chewing a clown. One says to the other "hey, does this taste kinda funny to you?"
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    (Original post by Inexorably)
    Why did Princess Diana cross the road?
    Momentum.

    How do we know Princess Diana had dandruff?
    They found her head & shoulders in the glovebox.

    What do Princess Diana & Pink Floyd have in common?
    Their last big hit was the walll.

    Why was Princess Diana so skinny?
    Crash diet.

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    I found all those agessss ago and still rememebr them, they're the best.
    What's the difference between a ford and a Mercedes? Princess Diana wouldn't be caught dead in a ford
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    if there's two black guys in a car who's driving?....

    the police
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    How to pick up black girls
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    Also I am eritrean (basically ethiopian)
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    Where did Saddam Hussien used to keep his CDs? In a rack.
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    (Original post by LisaNikita)
    How to pick up black girls
    Savage...
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    What's the difference between a feminist and a toddler?
    - The toddler eventually grows up and stops crying.

    How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?
    - None, feminists can't change anything.

    When's the only appropriate time to wink at a Muslim?
    - When you're aiming.

    What do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill at once?
    - Mudslide.

    What do you do if you see a Muslim man drowning?
    - Throw his family in as well.

    What's the difference between the Jews and Harry Potter?
    - Harry Potter escaped the chambers.
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    Emily falls off the swing because she has no arms.
    Knock knock?
    "Who's there?"
    Not Emily.
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    Have you ever tried Ethiopian food?
    Neither did they

    How do you get 100 jews in a car? Throw a coin inside. How do you get them out? Tell em the driver is Hitler.

    A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The police.
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    How to pick up a ghetto girl
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    Love all nail polish removers
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    Why does KFC have no toilet roll?
    because its finger licking good
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    my entire existence
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    What would Princess Diana be doing if she were alive today?

    Scratching on the lid of her coffin.
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    (Original post by Willy Pete)
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    took me a while to see it lol
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    Boy walks in on his dad masturbating.
    “Dad, what are you doing?”
    “Don’t worry son, you’ll be doing it soon enough”
    “Really, why Dad?”
    “Because, my arms is getting tired…”
 
 
 
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