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Original post by Inexorably
Why did Princess Diana cross the road?
Momentum.
How do we know Princess Diana had dandruff?
They found her head & shoulders in the glovebox.
What do Princess Diana & Pink Floyd have in common?
Their last big hit was the walll.
Why was Princess Diana so skinny?
Crash diet.
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I found all those agessss ago and still rememebr them, they're the best.
Momentum.
How do we know Princess Diana had dandruff?
They found her head & shoulders in the glovebox.
What do Princess Diana & Pink Floyd have in common?
Their last big hit was the walll.
Why was Princess Diana so skinny?
Crash diet.
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I found all those agessss ago and still rememebr them, they're the best.
What's the difference between a ford and a Mercedes? Princess Diana wouldn't be caught dead in a ford
Also I am eritrean (basically ethiopian)
Original post by LisaNikita
How to pick up black girls
Savage...
What's the difference between a feminist and a toddler?
- The toddler eventually grows up and stops crying.
How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?
- None, feminists can't change anything.
When's the only appropriate time to wink at a Muslim?
- When you're aiming.
What do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill at once?
- Mudslide.
What do you do if you see a Muslim man drowning?
- Throw his family in as well.
What's the difference between the Jews and Harry Potter?
- Harry Potter escaped the chambers.
- The toddler eventually grows up and stops crying.
How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?
- None, feminists can't change anything.
When's the only appropriate time to wink at a Muslim?
- When you're aiming.
What do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill at once?
- Mudslide.
What do you do if you see a Muslim man drowning?
- Throw his family in as well.
What's the difference between the Jews and Harry Potter?
- Harry Potter escaped the chambers.
Emily falls off the swing because she has no arms.
Knock knock?
"Who's there?"
Not Emily.
Knock knock?
"Who's there?"
Not Emily.
my entire existence
Original post by Willy Pete
took me a while to see it lol
Boy walks in on his dad masturbating.
“Dad, what are you doing?”
“Don’t worry son, you’ll be doing it soon enough”
“Really, why Dad?”
“Because, my arms is getting tired…”
“Dad, what are you doing?”
“Don’t worry son, you’ll be doing it soon enough”
“Really, why Dad?”
“Because, my arms is getting tired…”
how do you get a baby to stop spinning?nail its other hand to the flor
how do you make a baby stop spinning?
nail its other hand to the floor
nail its other hand to the floor
Original post by JokesOnYoo
Ill start.
How do you start a rave in ethiopia?
nail a piece of toast to the ceiling
How do you start a rave in ethiopia?
nail a piece of toast to the ceiling
Had a **** so brown and smelly this morning it nearly opened an off licence.
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