I have a huge hangover!

next time dont drink, if you cant handle it

I usually can handle it, but yesterday was just a joke pff.

1. Coffee.
2. Sugar.
3. Starchy and greasy foods.

In that order.

I'm having a particularly lovely hangover right now. It's one of my favourites I call the "De-cider". Well, I don't, but now I shall! It's when you spend a whole night on cider, bolting it back like it's going out of fashion - and you wake up wishing you hadn't. It's nowhere near as bad as the hangover you have, dear boy, but it's one of my "funner" ones.

If you didn't have that interview, I'd have suggested getting yourself some starchy food to mop up the alcohol, and then heading off to bed for a bit. But, since you need to be awake to answer inane questions - just drink a shedload of coffee (not cola, not red bull, not lucozade [though as an isotonic drink it might do some good]). It always works for me - wake up, think "whyyyyy?", boil kettle, make strong, yet milky, coffee, long, luke-warm shower, start munching on toast or make some chips for the day.


That's something to remember next time - when you're drinking copious amounts, always stop somewhere for some starch. It's a brilliant way to mop up the alcohol as you go along. My results day - I was practically sober til I went out because my mate's mother was giving us lots and lots of starchy food all day in his house while we drank. As soon as I went out - I was drunk very very quickly, from drinking at the same pace.

If you're using a computer your hangover's not bad enough.