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twist the wish

Make a wish in your post.
Next person twists the wish into something bad and then makes their own wish


I wish for a sandwich
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Original post by probably_sane
Make a wish in your post.
Next person twists the wish into something bad and then makes their own wish


I wish for a sandwich

you can have the sandwich but it will be poisoned.

I want to change the past
Reply 2
Original post by Alaska_Bear_25
you can have the sandwich but it will be poisoned.

I want to change the past


You can change the past but only if you gain permission from someone else to.

I want to have a cat
Reply 3
Granted, but the cat is one of those ugly hairless ones

I wish more people would join in with this thread
Reply 4
Original post by probably_sane
Granted, but the cat is one of those ugly hairless ones

I wish more people would join in with this thread


I love those ones too :u:

Granted but it's me again :colonhash:

I wish I could teleport :vroam:
Reply 5
Original post by tiredfrog
I love those ones too :u:

Granted but it's me again :colonhash:

I wish I could teleport :vroam:

Granted, but you can only teleport to the bottom of the ocean
I wish for a good paying job
Reply 6
Original post by probably_sane
Granted, but you can only teleport to the bottom of the ocean
I wish for a good paying job


Granted, but you must work 15 hours a day
I wish for the animal crossing frog chair in real life
Original post by tiredfrog
Granted, but you must work 15 hours a day
I wish for the animal crossing frog chair in real life


Granted, but you can never sit in it

I wish for world peace
Reply 8
Original post by JDSensations
Granted, but you can never sit in it

I wish for world peace


Granted, but it's a world in some distant galaxy you've never heard of
I wish for infinite wishes
Original post by probably_sane
Granted, but it's a world in some distant galaxy you've never heard of
I wish for infinite wishes


granted but you can't use the first one for 100 years

i wish to never have to know the future
Original post by JDSensations
granted but you can't use the first one for 100 years

i wish to never have to know the future

Granted but you never get to experience it either

I wish for infinite books
Original post by spill_the_tea
Granted but you never get to experience it either

I wish for infinite books

granted but you go blind

I wish to read peoples minds
Original post by JDSensations
granted but you go blind

I wish to read peoples minds

Granted but you can only see what people think about you secretly

I wish to be in the next live-action Spiderman film
granted but no one comes to watch it
I wish to go to mexico
Reply 14
Granted but you can never the building that you will stay in
I wish to be smart
Original post by tiredfrog
Granted but you can never the building that you will stay in
I wish to be smart

granted, but you stay the same everyone is becomes stupid

i wish to win the lotto
Original post by JDSensations
granted, but you stay the same everyone is becomes stupid

i wish to win the lotto

Granted but you have to give half of it to your worst enemy

I wish to have a hit single
Reply 17
Original post by spill_the_tea
Granted but you have to give half of it to your worst enemy

I wish to have a hit single


Granted but your address gets leaked

I wish to be able to get pay to win stuff for free
Original post by tiredfrog
Granted but your address gets leaked

I wish to be able to get pay to win stuff for free

Granted but you only win useless things/things you don't even want or like

I wish to have a beautiful wardrobe
Original post by spill_the_tea
Granted but you only win useless things/things you don't even want or like

I wish to have a beautiful wardrobe


Granted, but the none of them are the right size and don't fit

I wish to not lose people close to me

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