Given boyfriend hand jobs but haven't had courage to move onto blowjob...

Really? I think they taste horrible. Especially the blueberry ones, had to bin one that we were going to use for sex just because it was so strong smelling.

'burped the worm'?! That is the most ridiculous euphemism I've ever heard

Then you're not mature enough to be getting blow jobs.

I'm sorry, did you actually think I was being serious?

I've never tasted one myself, I've been meaning to go out and get some to try out but never got around to it, plus my boyfriend isn't very picky about it lol.

I wouldn't bother unless they're free. The blueberry one was possibly the most disgusting thing I've ever tasted, the smell should have put me off, but curiosity got the better of me (it was bright blue :P).

The only remotely non foul one that I've ever tried is banana, admittedly I don't use them often, it's more of a 'run out of normal condoms' thing, then I get curious because they come in fun colours. I don't really like the taste of mint, but apparently mint is the best at covering the latex flavour

I want to give my boyfriend a blow job but i don't want to just go and do it in case he's not into oral sex (he hasn't done anything orally to me yet). How can i ask him if he wants one? And is it weird not to have yet? Oh and we've been going out just over a month, but i've known him longer. Advice pleeeeease

Ahh might not bother then, have you ever watched 'Juno'? a girl at a sex clinic gives her free flavoured condoms and goes:

"They're boysenberry, My boyfriend wears them every time we have intercourse, it makes his junk smell like pie." Lol sorry, your post reminded me of this scene.

Although this mint condom sounds intrigiuing...

Fear me, I've killed them all.

Hahahaha, now pie flavoured condoms I could get on board with.

I've never tried mint, but I just imagine that they'll taste like toothpaste And the thought of using them for sex..... ughhh... burney

Just don't kiss him afterwards. Biggest turn off.... well for me it is

Toothpaste? I'd be using the wrong kind of brush though.

I'd be worried if they burned, a condom company should have them tested, but that's why I'm bit relucant to try the warming lube, I'm afraid that will burn as it's such a sensitive area.

See that can't be true.

The person you quoted said they'd killed hundreds which means that you didn't kill them all, you just killed the ones they hadn't

Shame on you for lying

Oh, no warming lube is fine, as is the tingly stuff. It may burn a bit if you get too much of it in the wrong places though, a little bit of that stuff goes a long way.

I'm sure minty condoms wouldn't burn (although not all flavoured condoms are suitable for sex, and as I get them free from the clinic, I don't have the boxes to check), but my paranoid fantasies stop me from using them :P

I've killed them all (the remaining ones) :P Happy? if not, ''I've got a ruddy gun, I've got a motherflippin' ruddy gun!''

Are you kidding me, I can't think of anything worse. Especially if I've just burped the worm before the kiss.

God, my sex life would probably be so much better if I wasn't so paranoid, I think I'm just gonna have to go out and buy a load of this stuff and test it all out, can't say the boyfriend will be complaining though.

Just take a deep breath and go for it. Chances are he'll love it, particularly as it was by surprise.