how to hide a boner ?
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think unsexy thoughts think unsexy thoughts
Original post by Vixen47
Say it's a gun.
Freeze, this is a stick up!
GODDAMMIT JACK! KEEP YOUR PANTS ON
Love,
Dale
Love,
Dale
I remember few years back I fell asleep on the district line and I woke up with a massive Boner (the type of boner you get 1st thing in the morning when you wake up and go toilet) if that wasn't embarrassing enough I had 2 OAPS sitting opposite me one if them gave a evil look like I had just committed a hideous crime the other one just gave a chuckle and sighed. At least twitter and Facebook weren't around then otherwise I would have been a online sensation for the wrong reasons lol
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Original post by SnoochToTheBooch
jerk off multiple times until you couldn't get it hard if you wanted to.
For some of us this isn't possible.
Original post by hollywoodbudgie
think unsexy thoughts think unsexy thoughts
I got the reference, dw; it wasn't wasted.
Original post by concubine
For some of us this isn't possible.
you don't have arms?
Carry a wrapped cardboard box with the back cut out, around wherever you go and pretend you're going to give a gift to someone.
You never know
You never know
Original post by SnoochToTheBooch
you don't have arms?
Who needs arms when you have a perfectly good sofa?
Tell them you have a Samsung Galaxy Note 2 in your pocket....
Carry a jumper/coat with you, fold it over your arm with your arm across your body? Thought that would hide it 
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walk away
you could pretend it is not there.
Original post by anonymouspie227
you could pretend it is not there.
So you girls can see it. I know how you girls are.
Original post by concubine
Who needs arms when you have a perfectly good sofa?
double amputees with good sofas
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