One time a friend and I were at this club, dancing it up and having a fab time. At some point we ended up getting pushed to one of the corners, close to the stage, and there was this guy there who, for some reason, decided to target both my friend and I. Lol. He kept coming up to us and asking me our names and acting weird, like superbly weird, and we were giving him the cold shoulder. So he eventually floats away, or so I think, and we go back to dancing-dancing, and then at some point I get shoved from behind. I turn around and it's the ****ing guy, aggressively making out with another girl right behind me. My friends and I were like, "Wtf m8?" but decided to ignore them. Knew he was only looking for one thing. Anywho, sometime later he comes up to us and tries to hit on us again, and at this point I am completely perplexed. Did he think we didn't notice him snogging another girl less than 10 minutes ago?! Long story short, that was the last time I, personally, ever went to a club. Not sure this fits the "funny" criteria, but it was quite ridiculous.