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My crush got a ride on the town bike :(

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Original post by swagyolo420


Wat de fak do you not understand.
It's a metaphor, I mean even if you don't understand sex, which you probably don't,
it's basic reading comprehension at this point. I can't explain further kid.
Look at how he phrased it and figure it out, stop quoting me stupidness.
Original post by Kholmes1
Don't worry I get it now. I got it after I posted that.

The town bike is kinda like the town whore/ slut. So she sleeps around wwith quite a lot of people. And the person she fancies is with that woman.

(I think I got the genders right. Forgot if op was a girl or boy) If its the other way round just swap it.


No you got it right :yy:
@CoolCavy
I think I remember you saying in a thread once that you don't get these things.

Just looking at the op do you know what shes talking about.
Original post by mrsjenner
No you got it right :yy:


Shut your big mouth lol, not everybody understands your childish slang do we. Do one virgin


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Original post by Kholmes1
Don't worry I get it now. I got it after I posted that.

The town bike is kinda like the town whore/ slut. So she sleeps around wwith quite a lot of people. And the person she fancies is with that woman.

(I think I got the genders right. Forgot if op was a girl or boy) If its the other way round just swap it.


YESSS!!! The point isn't that the bike is a sexual position, the point is that everyone gets a go on her.
Original post by swagyolo420
Shut your big mouth lol, not everybody understands your childish slang do we. Do one virgin


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Ok "swag yolo"

Original post by Kholmes1
@CoolCavy
I think I remember you saying in a thread once that you don't get these things.

Just looking at the op do you know what shes talking about.


:rofl:
I'm curious now
Original post by whorace
YESSS!!! The point isn't that the bike is a sexual position, the point is that everyone gets a go on her.


Why are you repeating everything I say?
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Original post by mrsjenner
Ok "swag yolo"



:rofl:
I'm curious now


Why are you repeating everything I say?


I don't even read your posts unless you quote me because you're annoying.
Original post by whorace
I don't even read your posts unless you quote me because you're annoying.


Yea right, let me go back and post screenshots of you repping posts where I didn't quote you
Reply 28
Original post by mrsjenner
Yea right, let me go back and post screenshots of you repping posts where I didn't quote you


Do it
Original post by whorace
Do it


Pay me.
Reply 30
Original post by mrsjenner
Pay me.


I'd rather pay for the town bike
Original post by Kholmes1
@CoolCavy
I think I remember you saying in a thread once that you don't get these things.

Just looking at the op do you know what shes talking about.


Original post by mrsjenner
Ok "swag yolo"



:rofl:
I'm curious now


Why are you repeating everything I say?


Why does it matter lol? anyway to answer ur question at first i thought it was about bikes but then i got the gist after a couple of rereads...

Spoiler

Original post by CoolCavy
Why does it matter lol? anyway to answer ur question at first i thought it was about bikes but then i got the gist after a couple of rereads...

Spoiler



I should make a poll:
Who is more corrupt?

With the options:
ISIS
Slytherin House
The US government
CoolCavy

:colone:
Original post by whorace
I'd rather pay for the town bike


You're not funny or cool or witty, and def not as much I'm sure you think kid
So keep serenading on the internet trying to impress kids who have never lived ok
Now go back to not reading my posts, you bore the **** outta me
Original post by mrsjenner
You're not funny or cool or witty, and def not as much I'm sure you think kid
So keep serenading on the internet trying to impress kids who have never lived ok
Now go back to not reading my posts, you bore the **** outta me


You're such an annoying little pleb lol, seem to think you're the don of this website?


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Original post by mrsjenner
I should make a poll:
Who is more corrupt?

With the options:
ISIS
Slytherin House
The US government
CoolCavy

:colone:


Original post by mrsjenner
You're not funny or cool or witty, and def not as much I'm sure you think kid
So keep serenading on the internet trying to impress kids who have never lived ok
Now go back to not reading my posts, you bore the **** outta me


Irony, you know she's not going to sleep with you right? Definitely not with weak game like that. In other news congratulations on being the first person rude and annoying enough to make the ignore list.
Original post by CoolCavy
Why does it matter lol? anyway to answer ur question at first i thought it was about bikes but then i got the gist after a couple of rereads...

Spoiler



Im so sorry. :frown:
Original post by swagyolo420
You're such an annoying little pleb lol, seem to think you're the don of this website?


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You're irrelevant on here and in real life. I won't entertain you anymore, just go back to surfing porn since you're bored. :cyber: :rofl:

And wtf is pleb
OPs jealous.
Original post by mrsjenner
You're irrelevant on here and in real life. I won't entertain you anymore, just go back to surfing porn since you're bored. :cyber: :rofl:


See this is what I mean.. Complete embarrassment haha. It's a website which you clearly spend your whole life on (get a life ya wet wipe) Me and whorace are triggering you to much and you're baiting way too hard. Maybe if you actually got of your computer for a few hours you wouldn't embarrass yourself online so much :frown:


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