Create a &#x27;Roses are red, violets are blue&#x27; poem

Roses are nasty
Violets are dumb
Here are some nettles
To stick up your bum

Reply 21

Roses are thorny
Violets are crude
Write me a poem
And make sure it's rude

Reply 22

Roses are red,
Violets are blue
If you really love me,
Bring me some Irn Bru

Reply 23

cambio wechsel

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I'm Ronald Coyne
Will twenty quid do?

Reply 24

Roses can be white
Violets not quite
I'd like a bite
To eat pls :colondollar:

Original post by the bear

Roses are boring
Violets are sad
Where is my sandwich ?
I'm calling your Dad

I love this one :toofunny:

Reply 25

Original post by cambio wechsel

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I'm Ronald Coyne
Will twenty quid do?

Roses are cheesy
Violets are fey
Pose for the camera
And now scots wahey !!

Reply 26

04MR17

Volunteer Section Leader

Roses are red
Violets are red
EVERYTHING IS RED!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Spoiler

Reply 27

Snowberries are red,
Frost salts are blue
The only thing tastier than a sweet roll,
Is you

:wink:

Reply 28

Roses are dreamy
Violets are bae
I'm wearing lipstick
What a gay day !!

Reply 29

Original post by CheeseIsVeg

Roses can be white
Violets not quite
I'd like a bite
To eat pls :colondollar:

Roses are perky
Violets are hot
This poem rhymes
Your poem does not

:spank:

Reply 30

Roses are pretty
Violets are nice
Burning a twenty
I should have thought twice

Reply 31

JamesN88

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Oi my size!!!
I wanna bang you

Reply 32

HS2030

roses are red
violets are blue
just wanted you to know
that you stink like poo!

Reply 33

Original post by 04MR17

Roses are red
Violets are red
EVERYTHING IS RED!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Spoiler

Aww
Roses should be red
Violets should be blue
I wish I could have a head
As wise as you :yep:

Reply 34

[QUOTE="bear;70042560" the="the"]

Roses are perky
Violets are hot
This poem rhymes
Your poem does not

:spank:

Roses are pink
Violets are not
My poem, I think
Has lost the plot

Reply 35

Roses are red
Violets are blue
@the bear is in bed
Thinking of @Saba XD's shoe :mmm:

Reply 36

prazzyjazzy

Roses are red
Violets are violet
You be my Boeing
And I'll be your pilot
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Giggidy.

(edited 7 years ago)

Reply 37

Roses are red,
Violets are blue
I've got a JustEat voucher
How about a munchy box for two?

That's the way to my heart for sure :laugh:

Reply 38