How to get a first girlfriend or first kiss

I wonder which of the two you'd place me in?

are you the person from TSR n0contr0l shagged lol

are you the person from TSR n0contr0l shagged lol

Let's not go there.

Please lets not go here.

PUHLEASE!

Next time you go to a party drink enough to feel comfortable talking to random people, but not too much that you're off your face.
Then find a girl equally as drunk as you, and who you think is in your league. Get talking to her, try to flirt a little. Before you know, you'll be kissing her. If not, move on to someone else and try again.
And then if you like her you can ask for her number, and she'll probably give it to you.

Two problems:

TSR girls are either massive sluts or virgins

Secondly........ you gotta be kidding, falling for the first girl you come across... tut tut tut



*GROSS GENERALISATIONS PRESENT, I KNOW!*

Two problems:

TSR girls are either massive sluts or virgins

Secondly........ you gotta be kidding, falling for the first girl you come across... tut tut tut



*GROSS GENERALISATIONS PRESENT, I KNOW!*

Ohhh, thats because they PM eachother darling

So yeah, do what I've said and see what happens? You might actually be looking for a booty call and find someone you really fall for!

Maybe I will need to put a picture up for something then?

is it her

I live in a part of London that isn't really nice. You would think I would know one but I don't.

NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Get off the internet.
Talk to girls at school.
Stop wearing clothes that your mother picks out for you.
Join a sports team.

You live in London!

Surely it can't be far to a densely populated shopping mall or whatever where there will be an excessive number of people, ie. girls around your age.

Are you like really shy when speaking to new people or something?

I believe you're lying

is it her