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Serious thread: How do I unblock my toilet with chemicals?

Staying anon because I know some people on here

I'm the kind of person that wants to spend as little time as possible in the toilet as I just hate it so I can't approach the toilet and actively put my hands near the rim with a plunger.

what chemicals/ products should I use?

And this isn't tissue blockage.. yes you've guessed it, cra.p.

Thanks for all of you who reply with useful information
Reply 1
no one? hmmm I guess nobody choose to study a degree in plumbing
Reply 2
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Reply 3
Original post by Alt__x
bleach?


more details please
Reply 4
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nice anon olololol
Reply 6
Original post by Alt__x
By pouring bleach down the toilet, it will dye your **** white so it blends in with the toilet and you wont even notice it.


I tried that. Do I leave it for 30 mins so it dissolves all the poo?
Hydrogen Peroxide..Bang goes the ****..Cillit Bang!:awesome:
Reply 8
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Original post by Anonymous
Staying anon because I know some people on here

I'm the kind of person that wants to spend as little time as possible in the toilet as I just hate it so I can't approach the toilet and actively put my hands near the rim with a plunger.

what chemicals/ products should I use?

And this isn't tissue blockage.. yes you've guessed it, cra.p.

Thanks for all of you who reply with useful information


Here are some easy steps to get rid of your floater:

1:Go purchase some Propane (available in most good chemical warfare shops)

2:Throw some down the toilet, and throw a struck match in with it

3:?????

4:Profit!

Hope this helps. Be careful though. As if you do this wrong this could occur:

Reply 10
i believe they have this stuff on the market called `Trinitrotoluene`apparently that gets along with these problems like a house on fire.....
Let it mellow for about half an hour or so, then throw a bucket of water down with the flush
You need Uranium my friend.
Ok, chemicals prolly won't do it unless nitrogen glycerine!

Get a bin bag and put it inside another put your hand inside the two the procede to scoop out your crap turn the bags inside out and put in your wheelly bin or lob at someone/something

It'll be nasty but necessary:smile:
I was thinking about this over dinner and have a solution my friend.

Poke it with the toilet brush many many times
Reply 15
Original post by kog
i believe they have this stuff on the market called `Trinitrotoluene`apparently that gets along with these problems like a house on fire.....


thanks, I'll look into it
Reply 16
fill the bowl with ammonia then pour bleach in there :top:

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