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    When I clean under my foreskin in the bath recently I have been getting kind of flecks of orange coloured knob cheese. I have no other symptoms but it is well a bit embarrassing because I do have a girl put her mouth around my wang from time to time I wouldn't want her to get a nasty shock. I would go to the docs to get it checked out but I have no other symptoms like soreness and haven't been sticking it anywhere I shouldn't.
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    Too many jaffa cakes.

    Here is your TSR wisdom, if you want the real thing then you should probably go to the GP.
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    (Original post by Ministerdonut)
    I do have a girl put her mouth around my wang from time to time
    Rarely have I heard a blowjob described in such alluring language :sexface:
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    There's a reason chicken choking and Tangy Cheese Doritos don't mix, brah.
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    I came chocolate once. True story.

    Anyway, inb4 lock.
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    (Original post by iamnotasealion)
    There's a reason chicken choking and Tangy Cheese Doritos don't mix, brah.
    Awesome sig!
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    Stop sticking it in orange cheese :teehee:

    I like mild :teeth:
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    This thread is gross! *throwsup*
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    (Original post by lazy smurf)
    Awesome sig!
    Thanks, Sir.
    She still won't lay you, though.
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    Tbh it just sounds like you're not washing down there often enough.

    Do you wash every day?
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    (Original post by iamnotasealion)
    Thanks, Sir.
    She still won't lay you, though.
    She might, stranger things have happened...
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    You're turning into a bandicoot.
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    (Original post by tieyourmotherdown)
    Tbh it just sounds like you're not washing down there often enough.

    Do you wash every day?
    Yeah thats the weird thing as if I wasn't washing it I could understand it ,it is a bit tight though, and I can't wash all of it. easily. I could try to keep stretching it and washing. Sex isn't a problem though despite the tightness.
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    who loves Orange Smegma....the OP love orange smegma...is it true....mmm hmmm....you do you do you do you do-oooo
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    Wash your hands between Doritos and masturbation.
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    you need to wash deeper than you are this ''orange smegma'' is caused buy leaving normal semen under the foreskin for a long period of time some of these comments are funny but a smegma infection can result in amputation or even death (in serious cases).
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    lordy, get yourself to the doctors tomorrow
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    Isn't knob cheese when you don't wash enough, and some substance builds up as a result?
 
 
 
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