PLEASE READ ALL OF THIS, THIS JOB PRETTY MUCH RUINED MY CONFIDENCE AND SELF BEING, I DON NOT WANT ANY ONE TO GO THROUGH WHAT I WENT THROUGH.
Below is the BS list of what it says on the enterprise graduate job website (and I mean literally is 100% BS)
‘You’ll join us as a management trainee and develop skills in all areas, from sales and marketing to customer service and finance. So it really is a general management scheme. The hands-on business training includes:
Management skills: leadership, training, mentoring, people skills and soft skills, and looking at the big picture.
Business management: cost control, profits, growth, account management, employee development, and administrative skills.
Marketing: how to gain new customers both retail and corporate, how to manage dealerships, and run bodyshop accounts.
Sales: how to increase revenue by generating more sales.
Customer service: taking reservations, handling customer enquiries, problem solving and delivering cars to customers.
Fleet control: how to handle repairs, and getting the right number and type of cars in your fleet’
VERSES WHAT YOU ACTUALLY DO (see below)
Clean the outside and inside of cars in your suit
Deliver and collect cars from extremely rude customers
Move 20 cars around an extremely small carpark to get the car the customer needs that’s right at the back (will get charged £350 excess if you damage their cars in the process)
Open doors for customers
Make tea or coffee for customers
Carry customers luggage’s to the car boot like a bell boy (really heavy bags)
Hoover the whole branch (the company can’t afford to have their own cleaning staff so they get the employees to clean the branch, even the toilets on certain occasions)
Empty out the dustbins
Pick up and drop off customers to where they need to go (like a cabby)
Change tyres and carry out basic car maintenance like top up fuels
Take cars to the petrol station to fuel them up one by one
Use your own internet data on your phone for the use of sat nav
Be prepared to answer your mobile phone WHILST driving, yes you heard me right. Otherwise these stupid managers get pissed off! They want an ‘update’ as to where you are (basically they don’t trust your where abouts when your out on the road) or they will ask ‘how are you getting along’ even though you left 5mins ago for a destination that’s 30mins away from the branch.
These are your tasks you would do 70% of a day, rest of the day you will serve customers inside the branch and literally ass licking the customers while your serving them.
Your manager will most likely be a 22 year old child who came out of uni with maybe experience in stacking shelves in Tesco previously. So he/she has no idea regarding managing people and developing and sustaining employee’s wellbeing.
You sign a 50 hour contract but you will work in excess of 60 hours per week for £17,500 PER YEAR. You do the maths. It’s inhuman how much you get paid per hour, modern day slavery. You do not get a constructed break. Your break is as soon as you finish eating, your break is done. Again children managers don’t understand regulations so they don’t understand the importance of having breaks.
You start work at 7:00 on Mondays and finish at 7:30 (remember you will probably get 10 mins break to eat something quickly) you pretty much work 14:00 hours without any rest periods. On normal days you start at 7;45 and finish at 7:00 which is still very long. You will probably clean between 10-12 cars every day.
They want you to dress for work as if you’re a nominee for an Oscar. No stubble allowed otherwise you have to go into the toilet and shave it off (but your allowed a moustache loool) by the time your finished cleaning your first car your tie will be behind you, your top button is coming off, your sweat is dripping down to your neck, your shoe will be wet and destroyed from the jet wash and car shampoo. What I’m trying to say is the smart clothing they want you to wear doesn’t correlate with what you have to do daily.
It’s a pretentious company where children are managers without any life experience or work experience. I remember even when I got in to the company I had 0 experience and I was late for the interview but they still hired me lool. I have never come across a company who are soo desperate. Management trainee?
More like slave trainee, stay out the sight of this company, honestly bunch of loonies work there. The only people I would encourage to apply for this role are the people who are ex-convicts or something or who want a second chance in life. Also for people who came to the U.K recently and need a job desperately to make ends meet.
Advise to management? Where shall I start? Its hard advising inexperienced young managers but I will try!
Employee retention is a massive problem, for some reason you guys are reluctant to admit it. If you admit this problem and maybe give out 39 hours contract you will have better retention. Also tell the people what they would actually do when hired!! Be honest, and then you wouldn’t waste peoples time. The people that want to hoover the branch and carry bags for customers and drive all day and will sign the contract!! And the people that don’t want to do this won’t sign the contract!!
Also introduce something similar to ESQI but for employees every month where employees get asked are you completely satisfied with your branch/manager/ethics/treatment etc. you will be surprised with the outcome.
Also provide extensive training to Assistant managers and branch managers on communicating with colleagues, speak to your colleagues just like you would to your customers. Managers are soooo immature it’s unbelievable. They think they own the business lol, yes mangers are responsible for the financial outcome of the branch they work in but last time I checked they didn’t buy the cars they rent! Jack taylor and his family own the branches.
The way I use to get spoken to, if they spoke to someone else like that on a general note, most probably they will get punched in the face, I’m serious. E.g. ‘what do you mean there’s f****n traffic? You said that f***n 10 mins ago, get to the delivery on time’ the amount of time I refrained myself from punching these managers!! (I’m not a violent person neither do I approve of violence but this job really pushed me to the limit) But I didn’t want to ruin my career and end up in prison for a poxy RETAIL car rental company that’s so deluded they think they are corporate. Lool there is nothing corporate about cleaning cars and being an absolute slave to the customer that walks in to your branch.
Other points you should be aware of:
Micro management at its finest!! Literally every 5 mins what are you upto?
There is this book they give you called the MT book which you’re supposed to follow but once you start the job you realise it’s not relevant and they make you believe this book is more important than the bible, even though they never follow it.
You will hear the word progression almost every day, ‘oh this company is the best to progress in’ like I said there is nothing progressive about working for £4 (managers probably earn around £7) an hour cleaning cars. Enterprise serves the corporate people. Enterprise is not a corporate company. They are just a retail company with carparks in back st garages. It may seem like I’m having a rant but I’m really not. I wrote what I experienced with this company!
I now work for a company that pays me almost 30k, 37 hours and respects me soo much that I feel like I don't deserve it!