How to be British?

GnomeMage

just....how?

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Reply 1

Black Cat

Drink beer and be fat

C'mon be serious

1. be born in britain
2. ???
3. profit

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Reply 4

simplylldxo

Drink tea, have marmite on crumpets, queue for the bus and get annoyed when someone pushes, complain about the weather?

In all fairness there is no definitive way to be British!

Reply 5

Drewski

Complain about everything, but when someone non-British complains about the same thing, instantly defend those things with your life.

Reply 6

godd

1) Avoid eye contact with strangers
2) Queue, queue, queue
3) Get bumped into and say sorry to the person bumping into you
4) Drink tea everyday
5) Just being a general polite bastard :biggrin:

Reply 7

forborall

Er....nothing? lol... there is no British culture, so just do your thing.

Reply 8

Blue_Mason

6)avoid eye contact
7)Diet must heavily consist of ready made meals
8)tattoos
9)complain about anything
10)look miserable in public
11)Always be in a rush

Reply 9

Autistic Merit

Men wearing skinny jeans and a 'manbag'.

Reply 10

Marky Mark

Original post by Autistic Merit

Men wearing skinny jeans and a 'manbag'.

What's wrong with the side bag?

I prefer those than seeing a grown a man wearing a nike backpack. Stay classy

Reply 11

Autistic Merit

Original post by Marky Mark

What's wrong with the side bag?

I prefer those than seeing a grown a man wearing a nike backpack. Stay classy

Sorry I meant bags like this. Really tiny ones that can't fit more than some cigarettes and maybe a phone.

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Also listening to Radiohead and The Prodigy are requirements to be British (have nothing against either band).

Reply 12

How Are You?

How to be British? Mate with a Britisher and produce an off-spring who looks like a Britisher. You own a British off-spring and you can take pride in your child. Your off-spring is your pride. Your pride is British. Your pride is part of your ego. Your ego is you. And voila, you are British.

Reply 13

DiddyDec01

Britain has many different cultures. For me it would be wearing tweed and wellies. Always ready for a spot of shooting no matter what the weather. But obviously that doesn't apply in London.