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So my girl always telling that she has tonsillitis but she only ever gets it after she has sucked off her boyfriend🤢Anyone know anything about this? No jk worried for her health is this some type of std?😶 Googled it but took me here🤷🏼*♂️ If I can get her to break up with him that would be great👌🏼
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Maybe her boyfriend is just really, really, really big and she has no gag reflex... so it just hurts her tonsils
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I thought this is another politics thread about Boris :facepalm:

Anyway ask her to see GP if worried.
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I thought this is another politics thread about Boris :facepalm:

Anyway ask her to see GP if worried.
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So my girl always telling that she has tonsillitis but she only ever gets it after she has sucked off her boyfriend🤢Anyone know anything about this? No jk worried for her health is this some type of std?😶 Googled it but took me here🤷🏼*♂️ If I can get her to break up with him that would be great👌🏼
wait are you here dad?
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Maybe her boyfriend is just really, really, really big and she has no gag reflex... so it just hurts her tonsils

If only she was that lucky😂 pretty sure it is tonsillitis though, got to be something wrong with this kid🤦🏼*♂️
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wait are you here dad?
Pfffffttttttt 😂 nope
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(Original post by ecolier)
I thought this is another politics thread about Boris :facepalm:

Anyway ask her to see GP if worried.
Same, I thought it would be something on the lines of:
"Guys Boris is no joke, with the tories in power this country is doomed!!!!"
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Pfffffttttttt 😂 nope
then what then cause she can't be your 'girl' if she has a boyfriend I am soooo confused
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Same, I thought it would be something on the lines of:
"Guys Boris is no joke, with the tories in power this country is doomed!!!!"
Or Boris Johnson is no Jeremy Korbyn :rofl:
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Or Boris Johnson is no Jeremy Korbyn :rofl:
Right that's it, starting a parliament petition to get you banned from TSR.
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I's confused. You say she's you girl, but yet you refer to her boyfriend like he is somebody different. Is she cheating on him with you? Are you her father? In which case why is she discussing the intricate details of her relationship with you?

Is this even real?
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Lol wtf are you her side piece :perv:
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I's confused. You say she's you girl, but yet you refer to her boyfriend like he is somebody different. Is she cheating on him with you? Are you her father? In which case why is she discussing the intricate details of her relationship with you?

Is this even real?
yeah thats what I thought so I assumed there were the father which they aren't. maybe its a trayway ahahah relationship
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then what then cause she can't be your 'girl' if she has a boyfriend I am soooo confused
Well I meant as in “my girl“as my best mate. Whoopsies 😂
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Well I meant as in “my girl“as my best mate. Whoopsies 😂
ahhh makes sense now I have been sat here for like 5 mins thinking what you are to here and dad was the only one that made sense hahahaha
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Very aware that this whole “post anonymously“ thing just isn’t the one oh well 🤷🏼*♂️
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ahhh makes sense now I have been sat here for like 5 mins thinking what you are to here and dad was the only one that made sense hahahaha
No no no 😂 i’m very much a girl over here
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No no no 😂 i’m very much a girl over here
you still can be her dad tho, nearly 2020 **** is possible
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