I'm aware of the requirements for both Cambridge and Liverpool, but thank you. I can confirm that those links are correct for the record.
1) As I don't meet the requirements for Cambridge, I've given up on it.
2) As for Liverpool, I'd rather not study there. See above.
3) Cool thanks, but I'd rather study at the UEA than there.
So I think I'll do an Access course and then pick me Uni. I want the UEA to be a potential option, as it's nearby and quite good.