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Uni accom flat m8 fartin’ 😩😂🍑💨

I’m about to move into my first student accommodation with 3 other girls. I’m actually really happy about that because i’m hoping they’ll be tidier than most guys and I’m bi sexual mostly towards guys so won’t have to worry about any sexual relationships. But my biggest worry is them not wanting to hang out with me because of my flatulence. I know this sounds dramatic or like i’m over exaggerating. But I have a mad case of IBS and can’t hold it in for comfort and medical reasons. I can’t help myself from letting it rip, it makes me laugh uncontrollably too. I’m in Burley Fields so one of you lucky sods is in for a gassy time 😂 would this be a deal breaker for you?
Personally I’d challenge you! That being said, I’m a guy who knows nothing about women. 😐
Just incase I caused any confusion, challenge in my case doesn’t mean I would confront you over it, I would eat as many beans as possible to set myself a new bench mark (with an open window). 😂

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