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Original post by TheonlyMrsHolmes
Awh you poor thing!
Is that why you are a bit vulnerable?
I mean you did let a pineapple sexually exploit you....
Is that why you are a bit vulnerable?
I mean you did let a pineapple sexually exploit you....
Original post by TheonlyMrsHolmes
Awh you poor thing!
Is that why you are a bit vulnerable?
I mean you did let a pineapple sexually exploit you....
Is that why you are a bit vulnerable?
I mean you did let a pineapple sexually exploit you....
I ain't vulnerable, I am a strong and independent Lemon!
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Original post by John55
I ain't vulnerable, I am a strong and independent Lemon!
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There, there
It'll be alright!
Original post by TheonlyMrsHolmes
Can I help you squeeze?
Ohh mrs holmes. Something like a 3some with a lemon?
I don't know... never had one before but.. I'm open to new suggestions. It will be sour but I'll hold this lemon for you while you use your lips to suck everything there is.
Original post by John55
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Original post by Impressive
Ohh mrs holmes. Something like a 3some with a lemon?
I don't know... never had one before but.. I'm open to new suggestions. It will be sour but I'll hold this lemon for you while you use your lips to suck everything there is.
x
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I don't know... never had one before but.. I'm open to new suggestions. It will be sour but I'll hold this lemon for you while you use your lips to suck everything there is.
x
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I'm not really that sexually experienced I'm afraid.
Perhaps I should hold this lemon and you eat it out? 
Hello people!
Original post by mobbsy91
Hello people!
Did you have a good sleep?
Original post by TheonlyMrsHolmes
Did you have a good sleep?
Hahaha, yeahh sure xD
Original post by TheonlyMrsHolmes
I'm not really that sexually experienced I'm afraid. Perhaps I should hold this lemon and you eat it out?
Perhaps I should hold this lemon and you eat it out? You're helping me here so I can't leave you empty-handed.
Okay! We shall use a knife to cut the lemon in half.
No objections from lemon ?
Yay !
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Original post by Impressive
You're helping me here so I can't leave you empty-handed.
Okay! We shall use a knife to cut the lemon in half.
No objections from lemon ?
Yay !
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Okay! We shall use a knife to cut the lemon in half.
No objections from lemon ?
Yay !
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Bloody hell, that got messed up quick.
Original post by mobbsy91
Hahaha, yeahh sure xD
I didn't
Original post by Impressive
You're helping me here so I can't leave you empty-handed.
Okay! We shall use a knife to cut the lemon in half.
No objections from lemon ?
Yay !
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Okay! We shall use a knife to cut the lemon in half.
No objections from lemon ?
Yay !
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Yes that is fair, it will be a new experience for us both!
Original post by TheonlyMrsHolmes
I didn't
Yes that is fair, it will be a new experience for us both!
Yes that is fair, it will be a new experience for us both!
I figured now's a good a time as any to try and get a few hours...
Its only 10 sleeps to Christmas if you suffer from insomnia ...
Original post by hazzer1998
Its only 10 sleeps to Christmas if you suffer from insomnia ...
Was that meant to be a really good joke?
Original post by Impressive
Ohh mrs holmes. Something like a 3some with a lemon?
I don't know... never had one before but.. I'm open to new suggestions. It will be sour but I'll hold this lemon for you while you use your lips to suck everything there is.
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I don't know... never had one before but.. I'm open to new suggestions. It will be sour but I'll hold this lemon for you while you use your lips to suck everything there is.
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Original post by Impressive
You're helping me here so I can't leave you empty-handed.
Okay! We shall use a knife to cut the lemon in half.
No objections from lemon ?
Yay !
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Okay! We shall use a knife to cut the lemon in half.
No objections from lemon ?
Yay !
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The 3some, I'm cool with
. Knives on the other hand 
I have some serious objections too. Now I like to think I'm pretty adventurous in the bedroom department, but not so much so as to be willing to venture to the afterlife 
.Original post by TheonlyMrsHolmes
I'm not really that sexually experienced I'm afraid. Perhaps I should hold this lemon and you eat it out?
Perhaps I should hold this lemon and you eat it out? 
Y'all messed up, Y'all need Dr Phil...
Original post by XOR_
XD I don't have an issue sleeping, I just love being up at night.
Original post by ZuluK
Sleeeeeeeeepppppppppp
Yeeeeeeeesssssssss! Nope xD
Original post by ZuluK
Sleeeeeeeeepppppppppp
Can I join you?
Original post by mobbsy91
Yeeeeeeeesssssssss! Nope xD
Nooooooooooooooo!!!!! And still nope!
Original post by Zargabaath
Can I join you?
My bed is awaiting
but I don't think we'd be sleeping 
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