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Have you ever had sex?

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Reply 80
Original post by TheonlyMrsHolmes
:frown: It's not my fault boys don't like me, stop it! :cry2:


i luv u
Reply 81
Original post by John55
...............................................................................................................................:frown: Does it count as hug number 2 for me though still?

What's worse is my friend who has kissed someone won't even describe to me in detail what it tastes like :bawling:


like lemons
Reply 82
Original post by RobML
like lemons


That's just sick
Original post by John55
...............................................................................................................................:frown: Does it count as hug number 2 for me though still?

What's worse is my friend who has kissed someone won't even describe to me in detail what it tastes like :bawling:


No :frown:

LMAO, I don't expect your friend to describe it to you :redface:

Original post by RobML
i luv u


:frown: You're not a real boy!

XD
Reply 84
Original post by John55
That's just sick


Actually it tastes like tongue

Original post by TheonlyMrsHolmes
No :frown:

LMAO, I don't expect your friend to describe it to you :redface:



:frown: You're not a real boy!

XD


I'm a man :sexface:
Reply 85
Original post by TheonlyMrsHolmes
I haven't even got that far! :frown:


Good, Kudiye!
You better keep it that way :teehee:

:lol:
Original post by Arvindasaur
Have you ever had sex?

I have, it was great.


It felt so good when I did it with my penis.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQlIhraqL7o
(edited 7 years ago)
Original post by RobML



I'm a man :sexface:


Yes, my mum warned me about men like you. :frown:

This is why she tells me to stay of the internet and study...
Original post by RobML
like lemons


Original post by John55
That's just sick


I'm currently listening to The Lemon Song by Led Zep...what a... coincidence...
Reply 89
Original post by _Bright Eyes
It felt so good when I did it with my penis.


I tried it with my knees first but it just wasn't very fun

Original post by TheonlyMrsHolmes
Yes, my mum warned me about men like you. :frown:

This is why she tells me to stay of the internet and study...


"Like me"? :colonhash:
Original post by nucdev
Good, Kudiye!
You better keep it that way :teehee:

:lol:


:sad: Like I have a choice!
Original post by _Bright Eyes
It felt so good when I did it with my penis.


Ya sure?
Reply 92
Original post by TheonlyMrsHolmes
No :frown:

LMAO, I don't expect your friend to describe it to you :redface:
XD


Oh :s-smilie:

Really, do you think I'm being unreasonable?

Original post by RobML
Actually it tastes like tongue

:sexface:



What does tongue taste like?
Original post by RobML


"Like me"? :colonhash:


Yes, she said you men LIKE YOU only want one thing, and that I should study hard and remain virginal until she can ship me off to some man.

Spoiler

Reply 94
Original post by 0to100
I'm currently listening to The Lemon Song by Led Zep...what a... coincidence...


Robert Plant isn't a real plant!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Reply 95
Original post by John55
Oh :s-smilie:

Really, do you think I'm being unreasonable?




What does tongue taste like?


Like your own tongue but different.

Original post by TheonlyMrsHolmes
Yes, she said you men LIKE YOU only want one thing, and that I should study hard and remain virginal until she can ship me off to some man.

Spoiler



I want cuddles :frown:
Original post by TheonlyMrsHolmes
:frown: It's not my fault boys don't like me, stop it! :cry2:


@RobML stop bullying my daughter. Or I'll get my husband on you :mad:
Reply 97
Original post by TheonlyMrsHolmes
Yes, she said you men LIKE YOU only want one thing, and that I should study hard and remain virginal until she can ship me off to some man.

Spoiler



What kind of ship?
Original post by John55
Oh :s-smilie:

Really, do you think I'm being unreasonable?


Yes :redface:


It's okay, if we're both virgins until we're 80 and in a nursing home together (like we've planned already), we can lose it to each other. We'll just have to mind our backs ( and knees, elbows, bladder....)and everything....:redface:

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Original post by John55
Robert Plant isn't a real plant!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


He's the seed that creates life.

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